Prepare Yourselves for Dad Jokes That Are as Smooth as a Ferret Ferret Jokes: A Fertile Ground for Puns What do you call a ferret who loves to sing? A fur-ry-oke star! What do you call a ferret who’s always on the go? A ferret-errand boy! Puns: Sharp as a Sabre What’s black, white, and […]
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Are Dad Jokes So Bad That They’re Actually Good? Dad…
Are Dad Jokes So Bad That They’re Actually Good? Dad Jokes About Food – “What do you call a fake noodle?” An impasta! – “Why did the banana go to the doctor?” It wasn’t peeling well! Dad Jokes About Food in School – “What subject do hungry students take?” Lunch break-onomics! – “What’s the best […]
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The Art of Dad Jokes: Food for Thought (or Not) Dad jokes, like fine wine, improve with age… or maybe just get cheesier. Here’s a curated collection of dad jokes that will either tickle your funny bone or make you groan with delight: Dad Jokes about Food – Food for Thoughtless “I’m on a seafood […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mercurial Odyssey Mercury’s Cosmic Conundrum: – Why did Mercury get lost on the highway? Because it couldn’t read the road signs! – What do you call Mercury when it’s lagging? Mercury behind! Skibidi Rizz and Mercury’s Dance: – Why did Mercury call 911? Because it was skibidi rizzing out of control! – […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Fantasy-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a fantasy lover who’s always bragging? A ranger-over. Why did the fantasy lover cross the road? To Skibidi to the other side! Punny Dad Jokes What do you call an intestine that’s always hungry? A small intestine. What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The EDM Edition Hey there, fellow dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a laugh-out-loud extravaganza with our special EDM edition. EDM Jokes Why did the EDM DJ get lost? Because he couldn’t find the beat drop. What do you call a techno-EDM raver watching Wordplay Wonders? A rave-iewer. Puns Why are bones so […]
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Have a Giggle with These Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes Androgynous Antics What do you call an androgynous golfer? A swing-and-a-missus! Why did the androgynous general lose the battle? Because they couldn’t tell which side they were on! Historical Hysteria Why didn’t the androgynous revolutionary join the Redcoats? Because they couldn’t decide whether to wear a powdered […]
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Holy Cow, Let’s Crack Some Dad Jokes! No matter how old you are, dad jokes never get old. Here’s a collection of some groan-worthy and knee-slapping quips that will make you question your sanity. Priest-ly Puns Why did the priest cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a priest […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Middle Eastern Dad Jokes Why did the Middle Eastern man cross the desert? To get to the other oasis. What do you call a Middle Eastern man with a lot of Rizz? A sand shark. Esophagus and December 10th Puns What do you call an esophagus […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Elon Musk and Space Why did Elon Musk get lost in space? Because he took the wrong turn at Pluto! What’s Elon Musk’s favorite dance? The SpaceX shuffle. Puns on Io and December 10th What do you call Io’s love of riding? A moon-tastic bike ride! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paddleboarding Edition Tell Me a Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding Why did the paddleboarder bring extra water? In case he got board. Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding (Ohio Edition) What do you call a paddleboarder from Ohio? A Buckeye on a board. Pun Joke: Eustachian Tubes and December 10th What do Eustachian […]
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Dad Jokes for Fantasy Lovers Attention all fantasy fanatics! Get ready for some knee-slapping jokes that will leave you rolling your 20-sided dice with laughter. Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke #1 Why did the wizard’s spellbook get stolen? Because it was spellbinding! Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke on “On God” #1 What do you call a fantasy […]
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Chick Out These Totally Not-So-Winged Dad Jokes Birds & the Bees Why did the bird get lost? Because it couldn’t tweet its way home! Birds & the Bees 2: Glow-up Edition Why did the glow-up fail? Because the birds went to sleep early! Umbriel & December 10th What do Umbriel and December 10th have in […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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Fun with Dad Jokes: From the Mundane to the Hilarious Local Government Jokes Why did the city council ban skateboarding? Because they were tired of all the wheeling and dealing! What do you call a mayor who can’t spell? A typo-grapher! Brat-Based Jokes Why did the bratty kid get arrested? For churlish behavior! Puns What’s […]
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