Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bloody Dad Joke: Blood “What do you call a vampire who’s always in a good mood?” “A sanguine optimist!” Dad Joke: Blood (Dummy Hard) “What’s dummy hard to donate?” “Blood.” Pun Joke: Jupiter “Jupiter is certainly a gas planet.” Knock-Knock Joke: Blood Knock, knock. Who’s there? Blood. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Candy Edition Candy Jokes that Will Sweeten…
Dad Jokes: The Candy Edition Candy Jokes that Will Sweeten Your Day Why did the candy bar get rejected from the restaurant? Because it had too many nuts! What do you call a candy that’s always on the go? A “footloose” candy. Simping for Sweets Why did the candy simp get a broken heart? Because […]
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Brush Strokes and Bust-Out Laughs: Dad Jokes for Paint and FYP Grab a can of paint and your best dad joke apron, because we’re about to paint the town red with some hilarious dad jokes. Painting Puns * What do you call a painter who’s always making mistakes? A canvas-ser! * What painting technique does […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Accountants: The MVPs of Dad Jokes What do you call an accountant who’s always up for a good time? A balance-sheet party animal! Why did the accountant fail the vibe check? Because he was always auditing himself. Kidney Puns: A Punchline to Your Health What do you […]
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What’s the #1 Ingredient in Dad Jokes? Calling all laughter enthusiasts! Get ready for a side-splitting journey into the world of dad jokes. We’ve got a few that are kinda bad, but hey, they might just make you groan with delight. Sunflower Oil Jokes: Sunflower oil: Because who needs enemies with friends like these? What […]
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Dad Jokes and Monsignor-ish Shenanigans Monsignor Monotony Why did Monsignor Monotony get in trouble? Because his sermons were always the same! Monsignor and the Flexible Rules What do you call Monsignor Monotony when he’s at the gym? Flex-iblesign! Earthly Puns Why did Earth get a cold? Because it was 10-cember! Knock on Monsignor’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Meat-ingful Jokes Why did the butcher cross the road? To get to the other meat side! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! Snack-Related Puns What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza Triton Jokes: Why did Triton get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find the coral reef-erence! Triton found a sword. It was a slaying weapon! Ear/December 10th Pun: Why do ears make great Santa’s helpers? Because they’re always listening for the 10th of December! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Triton. Triton […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning National Level Jokes Why was the flagpole so nervous? Because it had a lot of waves to deal with! What do you call a goat who’s always breaking records? A G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Puns What’s another name for December 9th? National Get Your Nerve Up Day. Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Dad Jokes: A Gastronomic and Pun-derful Adventure BBQ Sauce Bonanza Why is BBQ sauce always a winner? Because it’s a grate marinade! What do you call a redneck who loves BBQ sauce? A slow cooker! Historical Humbuggery Why was Despina banned from the December 9th party? Because she was too December-pressing! Knock-Knock Nuances […]
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Dad Jokes for Any Occasion Prepare to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously! Scapula Shenanigans What’s a medical term that sounds like a body part that holds a shoulder in place? Scap-you-la! Why did the dad joke about his shoulder blade get so many groans? […]
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Daddy Cool Jokes: Get Ready for Some Corny Laughs Corn Oil Capers What do you call corn oil that’s been used to make popcorn? Popping oil! Satire: Why did the corn oil get arrested? For making too many kernels! Brain Buster What do you call the 9th month of the year that’s filled with brains? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musophobia Edition Yo! Are you ready for some corny dad jokes that will make you groan and giggle at the same time? Let’s dive right in! Musophobia Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a mouse with a fear of heights? A: A mouseophobe. Q: Why is it politically incorrect to make […]
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