Ba’al Tefillah: The Dad Joke Master Dad Joke: Ba’al Tefillah Edition Why is Ba’al Tefillah so bad at telling jokes? Because his punch lines are as flat as the tefillah he reads! Yo Mamma Joke: Ba’al Tefillah Edition Yo mamma so lazy, even Ba’al Tefillah has to lead her prayers! Pun Joke: Bladder or December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Prepare yourself for a cosmically funny journey through the darkest corners of dad humor. Dad Joke: Dark Matter Why won’t astronauts travel to the dark side of the moon? Because there’s no dark matter! Dad Joke: Gen X and Dark Matter If Gen Xers are the invisible generation, are they […]
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Dad Jokes: The Guacamole of Wordplay Burrito Banter What do you call a burrito that went to therapy? A wrap-o-logist. Why did the burrito leave the party? Because it was outta sight! Punny Encounters What do you call a group of lymph nodes? A node-ocracy. What’s the date when doctors go on strike? De-cember 9th! […]
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Monkeying Around with Dad Jokes Yo, check this out! We’ve got a bunch of hilarious dad jokes waiting for you. Get ready to roll on the floor laughing! Howler Monkey Howlers What do you call a Howler monkey at a karaoke night? A mic drop king! Why did the vegetarian Howler monkey give up vegetables? […]
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Dad’s Joke Fiesta: Gun Control Shenanigans and More Trigger Finger Policies Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? * To get to the other side… legally. Peachy Keenes What’s Peachy’s favorite gun control measure? * A background check on every peach. Mouthy December What do you call December 9th with a mask on? […]
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Dad Jokes: Totally Awesome or Totally Lame? Adrenal Gland-tastic Jokes What do you call an extremely stressed-out deer? Adrenalined! Did you hear about the adrenaline addict who went to a Totally 80s party? He was totally pumped! Nerve-Wracking Puns What do you call a nervous lawyer? A case of nerves! Why was December 9th so […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chihuahua With Laughter Chihuahua Joke #1: Why are Chihuahuas such good dancers? Because they have lots of “pawtential!” Chihuahua Joke #2 (Wicked-Themed): What do you call a Chihuahua that’s been cursed to freeze in place? A “wicked witch’s freezer-huahua!” Pun Joke: What do you call a satellite that orbits […]
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Prepare to Dad-ify Your Day: A Journey into the Realm of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and “Knock-You-Out” Dad Jokes Alim-azing Dad Jokes: Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other epiphany! What do you call an Alim who’s always making fake claims? A bogus scholar! Nerve-wracking Pun or December 9th De-light: Why are […]
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Have You Heard These Dad Jokes About Your Favorite Bot, Helper, and More? Dad Jokes About Helper What do you call Helper when he’s in a good mood? A helper-hooray! What’s Helper’s favorite type of literature? Novels he can’t put down! Lit-Related Dad Joke About Helper Why did Helper get lost in the library? Because […]
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I’m Jazz’d for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes! Jazzin’ It Up Why did the jazz musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little blue. What do you call a jazz musician with no shoes? A flats player. Swingin’ with Homey Why did Homey the Clown join a jazz band? Because he wanted to play […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dish of the Day Fine Dining Dad Jokes: Why is fine dining like a bad haircut? Because it’s over-priced and leaves a sour aftertaste. What do you call a turnt fine dining experience? “Fancy drunk dining.” Puns on the Bladder and December 8th: My bladder is like December 8th, because it’s all […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes: Triton and Basic Edition Triton Jokes Why did Triton keep losing his way? Because he couldn’t find his sea legs! What do you call a Triton who can’t keep up? A sea turtle! Triton and Basic Joke Why was Triton such a good BASIC programmer? He always used […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Agender Agender-Related Jokes What do you call an agender person who’s always organizing things? A sort(a) manager! Why did the agender adult get a driver’s license? To become a gender-fluid operator! Pun Joke What do you call an agender person with a stomachache? A gastro…neutral! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun: 3. What do you get when you cross […]
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