Thirst Quenchers for the Funny Bone If you’re looking for a quick laugh, look no further than beverage-themed dad jokes! Beverage Dad Jokes What do you call a soda that’s been in the sun too long? Solar-powered! Why did the coffee bean go to the police station? Because it was mugged! Clap Back Beverage Joke […]
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Holy Humour: The Groan-Tastic Dad Jokes of Religious Education Teachers…
Holy Humour: The Groan-Tastic Dad Jokes of Religious Education Teachers Behold, aspiring theologians! Prepare yourself for a divine dose of laughter as we embark on a pilgrimage through the realm of not-so-good and downright hysterical dad jokes from your beloved Religious Education teachers. Crusader of Corny Jokes: What do you call a Religious Education teacher […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Chuckle Abbot/Abbess Jokes Why did the abbot get a headache? Because he bumped his holy mass. What do you call an abbot who’s super cool? A rad abbot! Epiglottis Pun What do you call a man who always travels with his epiglottis? A “tongue in check” kind […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Fry-tastic French Fry Jokes Why did the French fry get lost in Paris? Because it couldn’t find its fry-ends! What do you call a French fry that’s too big for its britches? Bodacious! Capillary-izing on Puns What do you call a tiny blood vessel that’s always […]
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Jokes That Will Make Your Kneecaps Weak Cartilage Quips Why did the cartilage get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the right aisle! What do you call cartilage that’s shaped like a tube? Tubular cartilage! Tubular Trivia Why did the bronchi get a restraining order against December 8th? Because they were constantly […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of groan-worthy and side-splitting dad jokes that will make you laugh or roll your eyes. About Mayors Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way around his own City Hall! What do you call a chilly mayor? An ice-mayor! Pun-derful Why did Jupiter […]
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Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad Joke 1 Why don’t capillaries play basketball? Because they’re too small to pass the ball! Capillary Dad Joke 2: Whatever Edition What do you call a capillary that doesn’t care about anything? A “whatever” capillary! Oberon/December 8th Pun Joke Why was Oberon so happy on […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Missions Director Jokes What do you call a Missions Director who’s always on the lookout? A Sus-pect! Why did the Missions Director cross the road? To get to the other Sus-ide. Callisto/December 8th Pun Why is Callisto so hot on December 8th? Because it’s a Jovian Moon-day! Missions […]
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Dad Jokes for the Green-Thumbed and Gen Alpha Gardening Dad Jokes Why did the gardener plant a fake rose bush? To fool all the neigh-bulbs! What do you call a kid who loves to pull weeds? A little sprout-master! Gen Alpha Gardening Jokes Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like gardening? > Because they’re too busy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for the Humor-Impaired The Art of Bad Dad Jokes Dad jokes: they’re like a fine wine… they get worse with age. Buckle up, folks, because we’re about to dive into the depths of bad dad jokes. Soldier Jokes Why did the soldier get lost? Because he didn’t have his maps […]
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Groanin’ Good Jokes for Gorilla and Highkey Fans Gorilla Jokes Why did the gorilla get angry? Because he was mistooken for a monkey! What do you call a gorilla who’s always high? Highkey! Alveoli/December 7th Pun Why did the alveoli get arrested? For holding its breath! What’s the best day to attack Pearl Harbor? December […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Fam-Soy! Soy-Sauce Jokes Why did the soy sauce go to the beach? To catch some rays! What did the soy sauce say to the grumpy sandwich? “You’re a meat-y!” Punny Jokes What do you call a guy with no, well, you-know-what? December 7th! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock! Who’s there? Soy […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Groans Multiply Dad Jokes about Open Relationships Joke 1: “My wife and I have an open relationship. She can open doors, windows, and even the fridge. I’m just the key master.” Joke 2: “A husband and wife decide to try an open relationship. The wife goes to a conference in Vegas and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Howling Animal Rescue Worker Jokes Why did the animal rescue worker eat the whole pizza? Because he wanted to save a slice for later! What do you call an animal rescue worker who can do backflips? Catch you on the flip side! Oil Gland Puns Why did the oil […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cardiac Conundrum Cardiovascular Chucklers Why is cardiovascular exercise so good for you? Because it’s a hard act to follow! What do you call a groovy workout? A disco-vascular exercise! Planetary Puns What planet is the best for dancing? Jupiter, because it’s always groovy! What day of the year is the best for […]
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