Dad Jokes: The Agoraphobic Edition Hold on tight, folks! We’re diving into the realm of dad jokes, where the puns are bad but the laughter is guaranteed. Agoraphobia Jokes: What do you call someone with a fear of open spaces? An agoraphobic! Why did the agoraphobic get kicked out of the group hug? Because they […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Adventure Technology Why did the computer…
Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Adventure Technology Why did the computer get a cold? From downloading a virus! Out of all the planets, which is the largest one? Your computer’s hard drive! Far Out What do you call a phone that’s been in space? A “Galaxy”! Puns and Knock-Knocks What did one Proteus say to the […]
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Dad Jokes: Gorilla Edition Gorilla Jokes Why did the gorilla cross the road? To get to the other jungle. What do you call a gorilla who loves to rap? A Kong-a-lee! Gorilla Jokes in the City Why did the gorilla get lost in the city? Because he kept taking the wrong “banana-ue”! What do you […]
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Holy Smokes, Dad Jokes Galore! About the Pope Why is the Pope so humble? Because he lives in the Vatican City, and as everyone knows, the city makes the man. What do you call a radical Pope? Pope the Knife Wielding Guy! About Neptune or December 7 What do you call a fish with no […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why did the cartilage get kicked out of the bar? Because it was always causing a little friction! What do you call cartilage that’s too salty? Dip-out! Puns What do adenoids and December 7th have in common? They’re both hard to swallow. Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes So Sweet, They’ll Give You a Toothache! Sugar Jokes Why did the sugar cube get a job at the hospital? Because it was a Sweet-ner! What’s a bummer about sugar? When you can’t sweet-talk your way out of trouble! Punny Jokes What do you call the sea god who got banished to outer […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Buckle up, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will leave you scratching your head and wondering, “What did I just read?” Ski Jokes Why did the skier go to the doctor? Because he broke his ice-olation! What do you call a skier who can’t turn? […]
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You’ve Been Caved-In by Dad Jokes! Caving Jokes: Why are spelunkers so bad at storytelling? Because they always have to keep their adventures under wraps! What do you call a cave without any dirt? A hollow knight! Tech and Geek Humor Cave Joke: What do you call a cave that’s connected to the internet? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Lubricant for Life’s Awkward Moments Coconut Oil Shenanigans Why did the guy put coconut oil on his head? To get a coconut on his noggin! What do you call a coconut that’s been grated and mixed into a milkshake? A piña colad-oil-uh! Pun-derful Nonsense Why are nails so good at keeping […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: A Hilarious Guide to State Senators and More State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t read the leaf-let! Why did the state senator become a vegetarian? Because he didn’t want to be a meathead! Animal-Puns-Related State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator […]
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Dad Jokes: A Chinese Takeout Chinese Dad Jokes Why did the Chinese man get lost in New York? Because he couldn’t Wei-Fi. What do you call a Chinese man with no legs? Wai Qi (why-chee). Classic Dad Jokes about Chinese What do you call a Chinese guy who drives a Porsche? Mai Tai (my-tie). What […]
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Dad Jokes We Can’t Resist: A Merry Medley Brother/Sister Jokes Why did the brother and sister stay at the monastery? Because the room and board were free! What do you call a nun playing a piano? A sister of harmony! Holiday Humor Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it was having a […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Disaster Relief Workers and Beyond Dad Joke about Disaster Relief Workers Why are disaster relief workers so good at solving problems? Because they’re experts in knot-ty situations. Parenting Pun about Disaster Relief Workers What do you call a disaster relief worker who’s also a parent? A disaster “mom-agement” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Get ready to cringe and giggle with these side-splitting dad jokes! Dad Jokes about Yoga What do you call a yoga pose that’s really hard to do? A “diffi-cultasana”! Yoga and Workplace Wit Why did the yoga teacher get fired? Because she couldn’t strike a pose! Puns and Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Bend Over Backwards for Love Jokes Why did the gymnast break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t bend over backwards enough for her! What do you call a couple that’s always fighting over the remote? A road rage relationship! Car and Road Jokes How do you fix a […]
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