Dad Jokes: Groans, Giggles, and Puns Galore! R&B Dad Jokes: Why did the R&B singer cross the road? To get to the “other side” (of the music industry). What do you get when you mix R&B and exercise? “Gettin’ in Shape!” Gyat Puns: What do hip-hop dancers call a party that encourages gyating? A “twerk-out”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Greatest Photography Puns -…
Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Greatest Photography Puns What do you call a photographer who’s always in the dark? A film developer. Why did the photographer get arrested? For developing indecent pictures. Photography and On God Why did the photographer cross the road? On God. What do you call a photographer who’s always praying? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canvas of Cringe and Comedy Painting Puns: What do you call a lazy painter? A brush hog. Why did the painter get in trouble? Because he was caught drawing a blank. What does a painter use to hold their brush? A canvas clutch. Tooth or December 5th Puns: What did the dentist […]
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Dad Jokes: Punk and Ghosted Edition Punk-tastic Puns What do you call a punk rocker who’s always late? A deadliner! Why was the punk rocker arrested? For ghosted-ing his victims! Cerberus and December 5th Puns What do you call the three-headed dog guarding the underworld in December? Kerberos Claus! Why did the December 5th get […]
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Animal Antics and GOAT-ly Puns Attention, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a menagerie of animal-themed dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously. Tell Me a Dad Joke about Animals Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the bottom of its clucking problem! GOAT-ly Good Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Sparking Laughter with Igniting Puns Firefighter Jokes Why did the firefighter wear suspenders? To hold up his pants! What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the job? A fire-starter! Redneck Firefighter Joke What do you call a redneck firefighter? A hosey holder! Enceladus/December 5th Pun What’s the difference between Enceladus and […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Plains, Planes, and Puns Plains Jokes Why don’t they play baseball on the Great Plains? Because the field is never in play! What do you call a group of tumbleweeds blowing across the Great Plains? A tumbleweed tornado! Yo Mamma Jokes (Plains-Related) Yo mamma’s so flat, she could lay down on the […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Pun-derful Puns and Riddles for Your Daily Dose of Laughter Comedy Corner Dad Joke: What do you call a comedian who can’t tell jokes? Answer: A mime-ager. Dad Joke (Squad-related): Why did the comedian join the superhero squad? Answer: To make “knee slappers!” Pun-derful Puns Hair Follicle Pun: Why did the hair […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Boston Terriers, Bodacious Puns, and More! Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? To get to the other Paw-sitive side! What do you call a Boston Terrier with a special talent? A Bodacious-acious terrier! What did one Venus say to the other Venus on December 3rd? “Hey, it’s our anniversary!” Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: Dive Deep into the Ocean of Puns and Punchlines Nereid Nonsense Why did the Nereid get lost at sea? Because she didn’t have a wave-guide! What do you call a Nereid who’s always late? A dude-lay! Titan Titters What do you call a Titan who loves Christmas? A Dec-ember-titan! Why couldn’t the Titan […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Guide to Hilarious and Not-So-Terrible Puns Fantasy Jokes Why did the fantasy novelist get lost? Because he couldn’t find the plot! What do you call a fantasy character who’s always down? A bummer-horn! Nail and December Jokes What do you call a nail with a good sense of humor? A nail-ious […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: Pastors, Pun-derful Puns, and Educational Antics Pastor Puns Why is the pastor always so well-dressed? Because he’s a clergy-man! What do you call a pastor who’s always on time? A watch-pastor! Pastor and Education Why was the pastor so bad at math? Because he always confused his sermons with […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Sci-Fi, Puns, and Knock-Knock Antics for the Young at Heart Sci-Fi Shenanigans: Sci-Fi Dad Joke: Why did the alien cross the highway? To get to the other planet! Basic Dad Joke: What did the Star Wars fan say when he tripped? “I have a bad feeling about this!” Punny […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cure for Bad Puns Global Cuisine Why did the Italian chef throw away his pizza? Because it was “no-dough” good! What do you call a Japanese chef who’s always late? A sushi tard! What’s French for “sweaty armpits”? Odeur de trans-Paris! Global Cuisine and Lit Why did the literary critic order […]
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Prepare Yourself for Some Stellar Dad Jokes and Political Puns Get ready to roll your eyes and chuckle as we dive into the realm of dad jokes with a political flavor. Let’s kick things off with a few gems: Political Dad Joke: Why did the politician plant so many trees? Because he wanted to create […]
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