Dad Jokes Galore: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and Everything in Between Imam-agine That! What do you call a woke Imam? An Imam-ginatively inclusive leader. Spinal Cordy Why did the spinal cord get upset on December 5th? Because it was paralyzed with indecision! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Imam. Imam who? Imam a hurry, let […]
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Dad Jokes: Certified Pun-tastic Hotdog Dad Jokes Why did the…
Dad Jokes: Certified Pun-tastic Hotdog Dad Jokes Why did the hotdog refuse to go to the party? Because it wasn’t allowed to bring its bun-ster. What do you call a hotdog that does yoga? A flexdog! Lymph Vessel Pun Why are lymph vessels so important? Because they’re the vessels that help you fight the weird […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Diplomatic Laughter Extravaganza Jokes About High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy What do you call a High Representative who’s always getting into trouble? An ambassador-ious irritant! Why was the High Representative summoned to the White House? Because they had some Slay-ing to do! Mimas/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: French Fry vs. Funny Dad Jokes about French What do you call a fake noodle in French? An im-pasta! Why was the French chef sad? Because he lost his soufflé! Dad Joke about French (Stupid Jokes) What do you call a French person who loves stupid jokes? A Paris-ite! Pun Joke What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cure for Bacteriophobia Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria? You’re just not very clean-conscious! Satirical Bacteriophobia Dad Joke: Why did the bacteriophobe refuse to read the Onion? Because it’s full of pathogens! Near Me or December 5th Pun: What did the calendar say to the doctor? You’re near me, close to December! Bacteriophobia Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Knees Weak Sunday School Shenanigans Joke 1: What did the Sunday school teacher say to the loud student? “Pipe down!” Joke 2 (DEI-related): Why was the Sunday school teacher fired? Because he couldn’t keep the peace! PUN-derful Time Joke: What do you call a person who hates “I-O”? A […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Actually Good Cerebrum-busting Jokes Why did the brain get a driver’s license? Because it had a lot of cortex! What do you call a brain that’s always on vacation? A cere-bro. What do you get when you cross an OK Boomer with a neurologist? A cranial cavity filled with nostalgia! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Groan-Worthy Laughs Police Officer Punchlines Why did the police officer wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for a shady character! What do you call a police officer who’s always getting into trouble? A copperhead! Boomer-Centric Patrol Why are Boomer police officers always getting lost? Because they’ve forgotten their maps! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw! Babes, Babes, Everywhere! Why did the blonde babe only use one baseball glove? Because she didn’t have a mitt-en! What do you call a millennial babe who’s always on her phone? A babe-ing! Pun-derful Puns What’s Neptune’s favorite band? Sea-weed! What do you call December 4th? […]
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When the Dad Jokes Hit the Esophagus Hey there, ready for some corny dad jokes that will make you groan? Let’s dive in! Dad Joke about Esophagus: Why was the esophagus feeling down? Because it had a problem swallowing its pride! Gen Z Edition of the Esophagus Joke: Why is the esophagus so obsessed with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Wisest Custodian Jokes: Caution, Pun Intended Why are custodians good at basketball? They know how to keep the floor clean! What do you call a Gen X custodian? A “sweeping” Gen! Pun-Derful Pancreas and December 4th What do you call a pancreas that loves music? Puns-creas! Why is December […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl with Laughter Bichon Frise Dad Jokes Why did the Bichon Frise cross the road? To get to the other pawty! What do you call a Bichon Frise that’s always hiding? An outta sight chon! Near Me Dad Jokes What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Star Trek: Voyager Edition Yo, trekkies and joke enthusiasts! Gear up for some cosmic laughs with these far-out Dad jokes straight from the Delta Quadrant. Star Trek: Voyager Dad Joke: – Why did Captain Janeway need to wear earplugs during warp jumps? Because of all the Hawking! Grunge-inspired Star Trek: Voyager Dad […]
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