When Dad Jokes Attack: A Canine Comedy Hour Paw-some Dad Jokes about Great Danes Why did the Great Dane cross the road? To get to the other paws-ide! What do you call a Great Dane who loves peaches? A Peachy Dane! Tonsil Twisters and December Delights Why did the tonsils go to the doctor? They […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments:…
Hilarious Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Pun-derful Ride! Ligaments: Not So Tough After All Why did the ligament say, “Ouch!”? Because it got twisted! Totally Lame: Why was the ligament totally confused? Because it couldn’t tell its right from its left! Puns on Specific Dates Anus: What do you call a guy who lost […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musophobia Edition Musophobia: Fear of Mice What do you call a mouse with a smoking habit? A smouse! Why did the Wicked Witch of the West sign up for therapy? She was struggling with “mousophobia.” Pun Time with Jupiter and December 4th What’s the best way to survive a Jupiter attack? Just […]
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Are You Ready to Laugh? Get Ready for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes About Soul Food Why did the soul food restaurant close down? Because it was too soul-less! What do you call a bogus soul food dish? A bogus-a-gumbo! Tooth-tastic Puns What do you call a fake dentist? A tooth faker! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Firefighter Extinguisher of Humor Firefighter Firecracker What do you call a firefighter who’s always playing with fire? A pyromaniac. Firefighter Lit-erature What do you call a firefighter who loves reading? A hose and tell. Bladder Pun What do you call a firefighter who’s always got to go to the bathroom? A hydrant-seeker. […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Grin and Groan Golden Retriever Jokes Golden Retriever: What do you call a Golden Retriever that loves to do math? Answer: A cal-cu-later! On Fleek: Why did the Golden Retriever go to the beauty parlor? Answer: To get their fur on fleek! Pun-tastic Jokes Epiglottis: Why did the epiglottis get […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of corny humor as we dive into the realm of dad jokes. Matrimonial Mishaps Why did the group marriage fail? Because they couldn’t agree on who was the “honey.” How do you find the forefather of group marriage? You look for the original “homey.” Punny […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest of the Corn Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging about how they don’t eat meat? A know-it-all-kale! What’s the difference between a vegetarian and a savage? Vegetarians eat their steak moo-less! Alveoli/December 3rd Puns What do you call the air sacs in your lungs? […]
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Calling All Pun-Lovers and Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Fusion Cuisine Dad Jokes Why did the sushi chef quit his job? Because there was nothing left to roll with. What do you call fusion cuisine that’s aiming for greatness? Goal-fusion! Artery/December 3rd Pun What do clogged arteries and the third day of December have in common? They’re […]
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Dad Jokes: The Street Food Extravaganza! Street Food Shenanigans What do you call a hot dog vendor who’s always losing his balance? A “wiener-wobble”! What did the sassy taco truck say to the angry customer? “Don’t be a ‘meat’-head!” Hyperion Humor Why did Hyperion get sentenced to 10 years in jail? Because it’s a “high-crime” […]
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Dad Jokes: Air Force Edition Air Force Jokes What do you call an Air Force pilot who’s always singing? A wing-er! Yass Jokes Why did the Air Force base in Yass get a new gate? Because it was always YASS-ing forward! Bone Jokes Why are Air Force pilots so good at fixing bones? Because they’re […]
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Dad Jokes You Wish Were Better Av Beit Din (Court) Why did the Av Beit Din cross the road? To get to the other side of the argument. Why did the Av Beit Din get lost? Because he didn’t know the Torah of the land. Europa/December 3rd What do you call a satellite that gets […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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