Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Coolest Titi Monkey Jokes Why did the Titi monkey cross the road? To get to the other jungle. Why was the Titi monkey so cold? Because he was hanging around with a Chill-i monkey! Pun Jokes What do you call a Miranda that’s always cold? Frigid-a! What day do monkeys […]
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Discover the Dadly Depth of History’s Humor History Jokes for…
Discover the Dadly Depth of History’s Humor History Jokes for History Buffs What did the ancient Romans call a soggy chariot? Aqua-wheelie! Why couldn’t the Romans play poker? Because they always folded first! Musically Hilarious History Puns What do you call the river of rock and roll? The Styx! Why did December 3rd wear blue […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition About Larissa Guess what Larissa’s favorite meal is? Sus-age! Why did Larissa become a librarian? Because she loved to sus-pend the books! Puns What do you call a sick stomach? A belly-ache Why was December 3rd in such a hurry? Because it wanted to be New Year’s Eve! Knock-Knock Knock […]
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Fear of Spiders: A Dad Joke Extravaganza for Arachnophobes Calling all arachnophobes! Join us for a hilarious dive into the world of spider-related dad jokes. Get ready to cringe and chuckle in equal measure. Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders Why did the arachnophobe scream when he saw a fly? Because it was a black widow in […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Abortion Jokes Why did the abortion clinic hire a comedian? To lighten up the mood! Why was the unborn baby in the Lowkey position? Because it was hiding from the nurse. Pun Jokes What do you call a breast with high morals? A nipple of integrity. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Official Guide to Making Your Kids Groan Dad Joke About County Commissioner: Why did the County Commissioner get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his way to the boat-ding office! County Commissioner Joke About The Man: What do you call a County Commissioner who always has his nose in The Man’s […]
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Seafood Shenanigans with a Side of Dad Jokes Seafood Jokes Why did the crab go to the barber? To get his claws clipped! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Sip-related Seafood Joke Why did the fish drink ocean water? Because it wanted to sip-a-cup! Nereid/December 3rd Pun What’s Nereid’s favorite holiday? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Snacktastic Edition Snacks What do you call a potato chip that’s always in a bad mood? A frown-tater! What do you get when you catch a chip on the run? A chip dip! Catch you on the flip side Why did the chip flip over? To see the onion dip! Mouth or […]
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Dad Joke Central: A Liver-Tickling Extravaganza Tell Me a Dad Joke about Liver “What do you call a liver that’s been working overtime? A cirrhotic!” Another Dad Joke about Liver: Hits Different “I went to the doctor complaining of liver pain. He told me, ‘It hits different when you’re the one with it.’” Pun Joke […]
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Title: Dad Jokes: Canine Edition, Featuring the Australian Cattle Dog Australian Cattle Dog Jokes: What do you call an Australian Cattle Dog who can’t stop talking? A heel-her. What do you call an Australian Cattle Dog that loves to dance? A jiver. Pun Joke: What do you call Charon playing jazz on December 2nd? A […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Dad Jokes Altered Carbon Antics Why did the Altered Carbon protagonist decide to join the military? Because he wanted to get his sleeves rolled up! What did the groovy Altered Carbon character say when he saw a time traveler? “That was groovy, man!” Pun-derful Lungs Why are lungs such good […]
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Rottweiler Round-Up: Paw-ful Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Rottweiler Riddles Q: What do you call a Rottweiler wearing a tuxedo? A: A dog in a suit! Q: What do you call a Rottweiler that’s always cold? A: Chill-weiler! Earful of Puns Q: Why are Rottweilers the best December 2nd experts? A: Because they know how […]
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Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes! Tubular Dad Jokes Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic! What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing! Puns for the Ages What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Imam-pressive Jokes What do you call an Imam who hates giving sermons? A mute-azzin! Why did the Imam get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have his sand-al. Urban Imam-prov Why did the Imam cross the street? To get to the halal fried chicken! Pun-derful […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry…With Laughter Esophagus Escapades Why did the esophagus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the labyrinth of the digestive system. What do you call an esophagus that’s always hooking up with Bae? An esophabae! Artery-Throbbin’ Puns What do you call an artery that’s being too […]
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