Get Ready for Some Pun-tastic Dad Jokes! Tubular Dad Jokes Why don’t they allow tubing on the interstate? Because it would be too tube-lar traffic! What do you call tubing that’s out of this world? Far out tubing! Puns for the Ages What do you call a doctor who specializes in butts? An anal-ist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Imam-pressive Jokes What do you call an Imam who hates giving sermons? A mute-azzin! Why did the Imam get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have his sand-al. Urban Imam-prov Why did the Imam cross the street? To get to the halal fried chicken! Pun-derful […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry…With Laughter Esophagus Escapades Why did the esophagus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the labyrinth of the digestive system. What do you call an esophagus that’s always hooking up with Bae? An esophabae! Artery-Throbbin’ Puns What do you call an artery that’s being too […]
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Dad Jokes: Grain-tastic Humor for the Whole Family Grain Jokes: What do you call a grain that’s always in a good mood? A hap-pea! Why did the farmer get lost in his corn field? Because he couldn’t find the kernel! Food and Drink Jokes: What’s the difference between a grain of rice and a grain […]
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Dad Jokes: A Punchline Extravaganza Tai Chi Theatrics What do you get when you combine Tai chi and a hippo? Tai chipmunk! Why did the Tai chi instructor give up animal puns? Because they got “lion-tired” of them! Dione-ing and December Delights Did you hear what month hates the most? December, because it’s not November! […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Ultimate Sodium Bicarbonate Extravaganza Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that can’t swim? A sinking agent! Classic Dad Joke: Why did the baking soda refuse to eat the cookie? Because it didn’t want to get baked! Nix or December 2nd Puns What do you call a snowman with […]
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Space Out with These Cosmic Dad Jokes! Astronaut Jokes Why did the astronaut plant a tree on the moon? So he could have a space bar! What do you call an astronaut on Christmas morning? Santa Claws! Anal and December Jokes Why did the anal canal get arrested on December 2nd? For being the second […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Roll Over (With Laughter) Food for Thought: Street Food Jokes Why did the street vendor get a loan? To buy a new mobile kitchen! What do you call a street food vendor who’s always running out of stock? A disappearing act! Parenting Puns: Street Food Edition My toddler loves […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Paddle Power: Kayaking Jokes that Won’t Sink Kayaking Joke: Why did the kayaker get lost? Because he couldn’t kayak straight! Workplace Wit Kayaking Joke: Boss: “Where were you yesterday?” Employee: “I was out kayaking.” Boss: “Well, paddle faster next time. You missed work!” Ganymede Jest: […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes for the Seed-y and the Not-So-Seed-y Seed Jokes Why did the seed run away? Because it was afraid of being planted! What do you call a seed that’s always in trouble? A bad seed! Naughty Seed Joke Why did the horticulturist get fired? Because he couldn’t keep his hands off the seeds! Palate […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Clever Home Improvement Humour Why did the housepainter only use one coat of paint? Because he couldn’t afford the second coat! What do you call a singer who fixes houses? A Handy Mandy! Puns and Knock-Knocks Why don’t people like bellybuttons? Because they’re navel-gazing! What do you call December […]
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Dad Jokes: Lymph Vessels to Make You Groan Lymph Vessel Jokes: A Pain in the Neck What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always getting clogged? A clogged-up lymphatic! Lymph Vessel Puns: A Pun-derful Diversion What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always on time? A lymph-knaptic! Anus Jokes: A Hole in One […]
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Dad Jokes: The Custodial King’s Clean Comedy Custodial Quips “What do you call a custodian with a broom in one hand and a mop in the other?” “A sweepervisor.” “Why did the custodian get a promotion?” “Because he was super-visionary.” Health and Fitness Humor “What do you call a custodian who’s always in shape?” “A […]
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Dad Jokes: Cringe or Laugh? Trypophobia Ticklers Why are people with trypophobia afraid of the ocean? Because it’s full of holes! What’s the name of a trypophobia sufferer’s favorite dance move? The Skibidi Rizz! (Yes, it’s related to the next joke.) Artery or D-cember? What do arteries do on December 1st? They start to clot-mas! […]
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