Puns and Knockers: Lobster-licious Dad Jokes Dad Joke About Lobster What do you call a lobster with no claws? Shell-less! Dad Joke About Lobster and On God What does a lobster say when it swears? On cod! Pun Joke About Oil Glands Why did the oil gland get a speeding ticket? For greasing the road! […]
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Dad Jokes: Arachnophobia, Puns, and More! Are you ready for…
Dad Jokes: Arachnophobia, Puns, and More! Are you ready for some dad jokes that are absolutely terrible but also kind of funny? Arachnophobia: Fear of Spiders Why did the spider go to rehab? Because it was addicted to web! Why did the spider get arrested? For stalking its prey! OK Boomer: Arachnophobia Edition What do […]
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Hoppy Dad Jokes: A Haven for Bunny-Loving Punsters Horny Rabbit Hullabaloo Why do horny rabbits get into fights? Because they’re always hopping mad! What do you call a horny rabbit on a rollercoaster? A bunny with a wild hare! Bogus Bunny Business What do you call a horny rabbit that’s full of hot air? Bogus! […]
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Dad Joke Symphony: Ridiculous Rhythms and Punderful Puns Tai Chi-Related Dad Jokes What do you call a Tai Chi expert who’s always on edge? A Tai-chi-nickal! I tried to do Tai Chi with my dog, but he just kept barking at me. “Doggone it!” Suspect-Themed Dad Jokes Why was the Tai Chi instructor a suspect? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis! Tongue/November 23rd Pun Why did the tongue drink all the […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Black Mirror, Puns, and More! Black Mirror Jokes Why did the Prime Minister get hooked on Black Mirror? Because it became his reality TV show! What do you call Black Mirror reruns? Hip-sterical! Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes What do you call a person with no adenoids? A nasal disorder! Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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The Epitome of Paternal Puns: A Treasury of Dad Jokes on Polyandry Polyandry Puns Why did the polyandrist get a divorce? Because she couldn’t handle all the hubsandry! What do you call a polyandrous party where everyone brings a dish? A potluck with a twist! Kidney-Tickling Jokes Why did the kidney wear a vest? To […]
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Delving into the Realm of Dad Jokes Prepare for Puns-ishment: What did Ba’al Machshava say when he got lost in the desert? “I’m lost, but I’m Ba’al!” How is Ba’al Machshava like a lost dog? He’s always sniffing around for a Ba’al. Tummy-Aching Humor: Why did the stomach take a nap on November 18th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Puns and Silliness Beverage-Based Bonanza Why did the coffee go to the police station? Because it was mugged! What do you call a square drink? A cube! Tongue-Tied Tidbits What do you call a tongue that can’t taste anything? A tasteless tongue! Why did November 18th cancel its plans? Because it […]
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Get Your Punny Puns Ready: Dad Jokes Galore! County Sheriff Puns What do you call a sheriff who’s always chasing after criminals? The county’s “purr”suer! What do you get when you cross a sheriff and a possum? A “deputy-coon”! Animal Puns What do you call a sheriff who loves to arrest squirrels? A nut-buster! What […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did the loin cloth get invited to the party? Because […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Animation Antics and Gas-Inducing Puns Animated Antics “Why did the cartoon bear get in trouble with his mom? Because he was caught roughhousing!” Animated Gassing “What do you call a cartoon character who always makes you laugh? A gas-lighting rodent!” Punning Perfection “Why did Tethys say she couldn’t wait for November 16th? […]
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Dad’s Stellar Jokes: A Cosmic Collection of Puns and Groaners Stargazing Shenanigans Why did the astronaut start stargazing? He wanted to see his satellite TV! What do you call a group of stars that are promoting diversity and inclusion? A stellar cast! Cosmic Puns Why was Kerberos a great guard dog? Because he’s the guardian […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mixed Bag of Puns and Groaners Group Marriage Jokes Why do people get into group marriages? Because they can’t find one person to blame for all their problems! What’s the biggest fear of people in group marriages? FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out”! Pluto and November 14th Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Journey Through the Realm of Puns and Punchlines Minister-Related Quips Why was the minister so impatient? Because he couldn’t wait to say “I do”! What do you call a minister who loves sports? A fanatic! Punny Puns Why did the large intestine get lost? Because it couldn’t find its colon! Why was […]
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