Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Town Supervisor Jokes What do you call the town supervisor who’s always getting into trouble? A mayor misbehaving! How does the town supervisor keep his weight down? He eats a bodacious balance diet! Bodacious-Related Pun What do you get when you cross a moon with a holiday? Enceladus on twenty-seventh […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with…
Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Feather-Brained Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Joke 1: Why are ornithophobes afraid of big birds? Because they’re too chicken to face them! Joke 2: What do you call a dude with ornithophobia? A dude who’s never seen an eagle! Aquatic Pun Joke: What do you call a Greek sea goddess dating […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Maybe Laugh) Smells Like Teen Spirit Humor Why did the tin can get arrested? It didn’t wear deodorant, so it was booked for smelling like teen spirit! What do you call a deodorant that smells like grunge music? Smells Like Teen Spirit! Pun Alert: Iapetus […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Dad Joke about Non-Binary Why did the non-binary person get lost? Because they didn’t know which way to gender. Dad Joke about Non-Binary and Gen Alpha What do you call a non-binary Gen Alpha kid? A non-bin-ary superstar. Pun Joke about Mouth What do you call a […]
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Dive into the Corny and Clever World of Dad Jokes: Pasta, Puns, and Political Anecdotes Dad Jokes about Pasta Why did the pasta go to jail? Because it was caught with al dente! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Pasta-Related Dad Joke (Lowkey) Why do lowkey pastas always get booked for speeding? […]
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Dad Jokes: Cool as Ice Cream! Ice Cream Jokes: What do you call an ice cream that’s too big to eat? Cone-undrum! Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it was melting and needed a cone shot! Highkey Ice Cream Joke: What do you call an ice cream that’s always right? Highkey […]
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Dad Jokes: A Suspension of Laughter Dad Jokes About Rappelling Joke 1: Q: What do you call a rapper who loves climbing? A: A rappeller. Joke 2: Q: Why did the rapper get stuck on the cliff? A: Because his dig it was too weak! Pun Jokes Joke: What do you call a planet that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Alternative Lifestyle Crowd Get ready for a wave of groan-worthy yet hilarious dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Alternative Lifestyle Dad Jokes What do you call a same-sex couple who gets married in a bowling alley? A strike-ing duo! Why did the non-binary person take a No Cap exam? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Rock Climbing Crowd Bouldering Blunders Why did the boulderer get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught rocketing up the wall! What do you call a boulderer who keeps falling? A rock bottom! The Man and the Bouldering Wall Why did The Man ban bouldering? Because he was tired of people […]
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Dad Jokes: Blood, Bad, and Brilliant Blood Jokes – Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any blood-y GPS! – What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A Gumjob! Sip-Related Blood Joke – What do you call a vampire who likes to drink tea? A Sip-and-Bite! Kidney/December 27th Pun Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bird, the Catchphrase, and the Month of Misadventures What do you call a turkey that can’t stop dancing? A disco fowl! Here’s a twist related to “Catch you on the flip side”: What do you say to a turkey on a merry-go-round? Catch you on the flip side! Pun-derful Nerves or December […]
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Get Ready for a Paw-some Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes About Australian Cattle Dogs Why did the Australian Cattle Dog join the Great British Bake Off? Because he wanted to perfect his “blue heeler” cookies! What do you get when an Australian Cattle Dog takes a hit of something strong? Hits different! Punny Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Silliness About Brothers and Sisters… Knock knock. Who’s there? Little brother. Little brother who? I’m not sure, but he’s definitely my little brother! What do you call a brother who loves to dance? Sister Slamdunk The Jive Talkin’ Brother What do you call a brother who’s always grooving? Soul brother! […]
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Dad Jokes Unleashed: Havanese, Groovy, and Beyond! Havanese Dad Joke: What do you call a Havanese who loves to dance? A “silky shuffler”! Groovy Havanese Dad Joke: Why is the Havanese so groovy? Because it’s got a “far-out” personality! Titan/December 27th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 27th? A “Holiday Hulk”! […]
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