Knock! Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Sibling Rivalry Riffs “Why did the brother hide his snacks from his sister?” “Because he wanted to keep them his ‘cereal’ secret!” “What do you call a brother and sister who love to eat together?” “Chip buddies!” Ear-tastic Pun “What did the left ear say to the right ear?” “Between […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches,…
Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches, and Puns Parish Secretary Punchlines Why did the parish secretary hug the copier? – Because it needed a little toner! What do you call a parish secretary who loves the color peachy? – Peachy keen! Ganymede/December 13th Pun-derful Why is Ganymede the only moon with […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good! Relationships: Against the Norm Why did the relationship between the coffee and the sugar end? Because they didn’t dissolve their differences. What do you call a relationship that starts out with a lot of fanfare but ends up falling flat? A tubular disaster. Bron-chial Jokes Why did the bronchioles […]
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Dad Jokes, K-Pop, and Random Humor K-Pop Dad Jokes Why did the K-pop idol lose their voice? Because they were singing too HIGH NOTE! What do you call a K-pop group that’s always cool? Chill out! Pun Joke Why is December 12th the worst day for a concert? Because it’s MOUTH-off day! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Head of State Humor What do you call a president who’s always talking about how great he is? Head of his own hype! Why did the Head of State wear a baseball cap? Because he wanted to make a “no cap” statement. Celestial Puns […]
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Dad Joke Express: All Aboard for Hilarity! If you’re the kind of person who loves a good dad joke, then you’re in the right place. We’ve got a trainload of terrible puns, groan-worthy one-liners, and the occasional gem that will actually make you laugh. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! Conductor Jokes Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Belly Laugh Bonanza Salt-tastic Jokes: Why was the salt so salty? Because it got into a huge argument with pepper! What do you call a salt that’s out of fashion? Cheugy salt! Eye-Rolling Pun: What do you call December 10th? Eye-sight! Salty Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Salt. Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Buckle up, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will leave you scratching your head and wondering, “What did I just read?” Ski Jokes Why did the skier go to the doctor? Because he broke his ice-olation! What do you call a skier who can’t turn? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Groan-Worthy Laughs Police Officer Punchlines Why did the police officer wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for a shady character! What do you call a police officer who’s always getting into trouble? A copperhead! Boomer-Centric Patrol Why are Boomer police officers always getting lost? Because they’ve forgotten their maps! […]
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Are You Ready to Laugh? Get Ready for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes About Soul Food Why did the soul food restaurant close down? Because it was too soul-less! What do you call a bogus soul food dish? A bogus-a-gumbo! Tooth-tastic Puns What do you call a fake dentist? A tooth faker! Why […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Get Ready for Some Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes! Ayatollah, a High-Ranking Shi’a Religious Leader Jokes: What do you call an Ayatollah who takes it easy? A high-chill-ah! Why was the Ayatollah so calm? Because he took a chill pill and relished it! Mercury/December 3rd Pun: What do the planet Mercury and the 3rd of December have […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Peelers Only Banana Jokes Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! What do you call a banana that can’t say “no”? A banana with rizz! Styx/December Pun Did you hear about the band Styx? Their biggest hit was “Come Sailing December 1st”! Banana Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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