Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney Stones Hobbies Why did the painter get arrested? He was caught drawing attention to himself! Why is a stamp collector obsessed with DEI? Because they love diversity in their collection! Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pain in the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia:…
Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia: Fear of Riding in a Car What do you call someone with amaxophobia? A car-diac! Why are people with amaxophobia afraid of squares? Because they’re afraid of driving in a square! Pun Joke What do you call a small intestine on October 30th? A boo-del! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Groan) Vegetable-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a carrot that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-fried carrot! Homey and Vegetable Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy homey in a vegetable […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: A Fear-some Collection! Agoraphobic Antics What do you call someone who’s afraid of open spaces? Claustrophobic in reverse! Why did the agoraphobic adult stay home? Because adulthood is too crowd-tastic! Kidney-bending Puns What do you call a kidney that’s on a diet? De-nephronated! How do you wish someone a spooky October 30th? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringe-worthy and the Hilarious Orange You Gonna Laugh? Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well! What’s orange and shades you from the sun? An orange tree! Pun-tastic Venus or Hallo-ween What did Venus say to Jupiter? I’m going to treat you like a planet and leave […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Thirst-Quenching Drenching You in Dad Jokes Get ready to wet your whistle with some side-splitting dad jokes! From the downright groan-worthy to the surprisingly witty, we’ve got you covered. Drinks Why are watermelons good for parties? Because they’re juicy and they quench your thirst! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Iapetus Jokes What did the ancient Greek god Iapetus get when he was feeling down? A bummer. Why was Iapetus always a bummer? Because he was always on the Iapetus side of things. Other Jokes What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Peacekeeper Puns * Why did Peacekeeper get arrested? For jaywalking across the demilitarized zone. What do you call Peacekeeper’s favorite animal? A peace cow. Oily Puns * What do you call an oil gland that’s always getting into trouble? A greaseball. Why did the October 28th party go […]
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Prepare for the Corniest Jokes and Get Ready to Groan! Dad Jokes About History at Your Service Dad Jokes: Historical Hijinks What do you call a historian who only studies the history of jokes? A punch-lineologist. Skibidi Rizz for Dad Jokes Why couldn’t the ancient Roman legionnaires tell jokes? Because they were too serious and […]
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Dad Jokes: Misophonia, Wordplay Wonders, and Beyond Misophonia Madness Why is misophonia like a bad habit? Because it’s hard to break! Misophonia and Wordplay Wonders have this in common: They can both make your skin crawl! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a moon that’s covered in ice? Enceladus that! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Pun-derful Meets the Hemophobic Prepare for some knee-slapping (or maybe eye-rolling) humor as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes, with a special focus on the irrational fear of blood, also known as hemophobia. Hemophobia Humor What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? An ex-sanguine. What […]
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Snailed It: Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Shell-Shocked Dad Jokes About Snails What do you call a snail with no shell? Homeless. Why did the snail get lost? It didn’t have its GPShells. What do you call a snail on roller skates? Turbo. Dad Joke About Snail and Gyat Why did the snail get […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Hilarious Tales of Lymph Nodes and Beyond Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the maze of cells. Lymph Node and FYP Joke What do you call a lymph node that’s obsessed with TikTok? A FYP-lymph node! Vagina Pun What do […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Culinary Delight for the Punny Classic Cuisine Conundrums What do you call a chef who’s always checking his vibe? A vibe check-en! What do you get when you cross a croissant with a Vibe Check? A croissant-ial vibe check! Tonsilitis-October Puns Why did the tonsils get kicked out of the choir? […]
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