Knock-Knock: The Spacey Edition Dad Joke about Space Force: What do you call a military branch that fights with lasers? Space Force, duh! On Fleek Dad Joke about Space Force: Why did the Space Force recruit a fashionista? Because they were on fleek and could land in style! Pun Joke about Eyes or December 23rd: […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Great Dane Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan-Dane! Why are Great Danes so good at politics? Because they’re pros at wagging their tails and barking orders! “Homey” Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane named Homey who loves to […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Eliciting Groans and Giggles Setting the Mood: A Dad’s Delight Q: What do you call a candle that was used to create a romantic atmosphere? A: A mood lighter Q: Why did the sunglasses get arrested? A: For shading the truth! Pun-derful Humor Q: What did the Eustachian tubes say […]
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Prepare to Roll on the Floor Laughing with Dad’s Mighty Jokes Pancreas Puns: Sweet or Sour? What do you call a pancreas with attitude? A bodacious pancreas! My pancreas was so excited to meet the new pancreas, it couldn’t wait to pancreas! Planetary and Punny What do you get when you put a satellite around […]
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Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun enthusiast who loves surfboards? A tubular shooter!” Pun Intended: From Bronchi […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Smile (or Roll Your Eyes) Dad Jokes: Ferret Edition Why are ferrets such good detectives? Because they’re always sniffing around! Urban Ferret Joke: What do you call a ferret that gets lost in the city? A street ferret. Hair Follicle Pun: Why couldn’t the guy grow any hair follicles? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Reggae, Pun, and Knock-Knock Edition Reggae Dad Jokes Why did the reggae singer get a new guitar strap? Because the old one was out of tune! What do you call a reggae song that’s always out of key? A Jamaican jam jar! Classic Dad Joke Reggae Twist What do you call a […]
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Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why did the hipster couple get married? Because they found each other “underground.” What do you call a couple who drives a car but isn’t married? A parallel relationship. Pun-tastic Holidays and Anatomy Why did the lungs get so excited for December 16th? Because it was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Mantis Eyes Roll Praying Mantis Jokes: Why did the praying mantis get lost? Because it kept praying for directions! Why do praying mantises make such good comedians? Because they have a natural “praying” ability! Miranda/December 15th Pun: What do you call a month that’s too cold for Miranda? >Decemberrrr! […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild: A Rollercoaster of Cringe and Chuckles Administrative Assistant Antics Why did the Administrative Assistant get a glow-up? To become an administrative glow-stick! What do you call an Administrative Assistant with an affinity for the outdoors? A glow-up girl! Punning Around Why did the vagina blush? Because it saw December 15th on […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes that’ll Leave You Craving More Classic Cuisine-Themed Quips What do you get when you cross a chef and a ghost? A Ghosted Cordon Bleu! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he was caught seasoning the crime scene! Triton Tastic and December Punderful Why does Triton only drive hybrid cars? Because he wants […]
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