Knock Knock: The Dad Joke Extravaganza for the Whole Family Rottweiler Riddles Why did the Rottweiler get lost? *Because he didn’t have a collar! What do you call a Rottweiler that can take down a dragon? *A Slay Rott! Skin and December 14th Puns What do you call a drummer with no skin? *A bonehead! […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Dad Jokes: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Daddy Dog Daycare What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that loves to play in the backyard? A lawn molar! Gen X-Paw-nation Why did the Gen X Yorkshire Terrier refuse to use social media? Because it didn’t want to be a Paw-some Millenial! Punny December What do you call a […]
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Knock Your Socks Off with These Dad Jokes! Street Food Shenanigans Why did the hot dog vendor get arrested? Because he kept getting caught with his franks out! What did the grunge band say to the taco stand? “Would you like to Smell Like Bean Spirit?” Punny Delight What part of the vagina is the […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good! Relationships: Against the Norm Why did the relationship between the coffee and the sugar end? Because they didn’t dissolve their differences. What do you call a relationship that starts out with a lot of fanfare but ends up falling flat? A tubular disaster. Bron-chial Jokes Why did the bronchioles […]
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Prepare to Groan and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Every Occassion Horror-ble Puns What do you call a ghost with no legs? A sheet. Take a chill pill… before the ice cream truck arrives. Brain-y Puns What do you call a zombie who asks riddles? A brain teaser. Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Welcome to the Pun-derworld of Dad Jokes Strip Club Shenanigans “Why did the stripper get lost? Because she didn’t know how to read her stage map!” “What do you call a radical stripper? A free thinker!” Urethra and December Revelry “Why did the urethra get infected? Because it couldn’t hold its water!” “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Saturnally Funny Dad Jokes #1 Saturn Joke Why are Saturn’s rings so cold? Because they’re far, far away from the sun! Workplace Wit: Saturn-Day Savior What do you call a Saturnian employee who always saves the day? A ring-around-the-rosy rescuer! Rectum Pun: A (Pop) Quiz What do you call a medical exam done on December […]
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Prepare Yourselves for Dad Jokes That Are as Smooth as a Ferret Ferret Jokes: A Fertile Ground for Puns What do you call a ferret who loves to sing? A fur-ry-oke star! What do you call a ferret who’s always on the go? A ferret-errand boy! Puns: Sharp as a Sabre What’s black, white, and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dadily Dose of Silliness Nomophobia Nightmare Why did the person with nomophobia lose their phone? Because they were afraid of being without it! What’s the best fitness tracker for a person with nomophobia? A panic button! Punning Perfection Why are skeletons such good dancers? Because they have perfect “bone” structure! What do […]
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Have a Giggle with These Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes Androgynous Antics What do you call an androgynous golfer? A swing-and-a-missus! Why did the androgynous general lose the battle? Because they couldn’t tell which side they were on! Historical Hysteria Why didn’t the androgynous revolutionary join the Redcoats? Because they couldn’t decide whether to wear a powdered […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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