Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle Pancreas Jokes What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas! Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas. Hyperion/December 10th Jokes What do you call December 10th on the planet Hyperion? “Hyperion’s Tenth.” What do […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza Triton Jokes: Why did Triton get lost…
Dad Joke Extravaganza Triton Jokes: Why did Triton get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find the coral reef-erence! Triton found a sword. It was a slaying weapon! Ear/December 10th Pun: Why do ears make great Santa’s helpers? Because they’re always listening for the 10th of December! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Triton. Triton […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning National Level Jokes Why was the flagpole so nervous? Because it had a lot of waves to deal with! What do you call a goat who’s always breaking records? A G.O.A.T. (Greatest of All Time) Puns What’s another name for December 9th? National Get Your Nerve Up Day. Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Have You Heard These Dad Jokes About Your Favorite Bot, Helper, and More? Dad Jokes About Helper What do you call Helper when he’s in a good mood? A helper-hooray! What’s Helper’s favorite type of literature? Novels he can’t put down! Lit-Related Dad Joke About Helper Why did Helper get lost in the library? Because […]
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Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun: 3. What do you get when you cross […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Missions Director Jokes What do you call a Missions Director who’s always on the lookout? A Sus-pect! Why did the Missions Director cross the road? To get to the other Sus-ide. Callisto/December 8th Pun Why is Callisto so hot on December 8th? Because it’s a Jovian Moon-day! Missions […]
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Groanin’ Good Jokes for Gorilla and Highkey Fans Gorilla Jokes Why did the gorilla get angry? Because he was mistooken for a monkey! What do you call a gorilla who’s always high? Highkey! Alveoli/December 7th Pun Why did the alveoli get arrested? For holding its breath! What’s the best day to attack Pearl Harbor? December […]
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Holy Smokes, Dad Jokes Galore! About the Pope Why is the Pope so humble? Because he lives in the Vatican City, and as everyone knows, the city makes the man. What do you call a radical Pope? Pope the Knife Wielding Guy! About Neptune or December 7 What do you call a fish with no […]
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Dad Jokes: A Chinese Takeout Chinese Dad Jokes Why did the Chinese man get lost in New York? Because he couldn’t Wei-Fi. What do you call a Chinese man with no legs? Wai Qi (why-chee). Classic Dad Jokes about Chinese What do you call a Chinese guy who drives a Porsche? Mai Tai (my-tie). What […]
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Dad Jokes We Can’t Resist: A Merry Medley Brother/Sister Jokes Why did the brother and sister stay at the monastery? Because the room and board were free! What do you call a nun playing a piano? A sister of harmony! Holiday Humor Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it was having a […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Corny Dad Jokes! Scorpion Jokes What do you call a scorpion that just lost its stinger? A sorry scorpion. Why did the scorpion cross the road? To get to the other side… and sting it! Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a scorpion with a laptop? A pincerputer. What […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza for Word Wizards! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of groan-worthy and knee-slapping dad jokes that will leave you clutching your sides with laughter! Sunday School Teacher Shenanigans Why did the Sunday school teacher get lost? Because he didn’t follow the Sunday lesson! What do you call a Sunday school teacher who loves […]
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Dad Jokes: Groans, Giggles, and Puns Galore! R&B Dad Jokes: Why did the R&B singer cross the road? To get to the “other side” (of the music industry). What do you get when you mix R&B and exercise? “Gettin’ in Shape!” Gyat Puns: What do hip-hop dancers call a party that encourages gyating? A “twerk-out”! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Devilish Delight Get ready to chuckle and groan as we dive into a realm of groan-worthy Dad jokes that will leave you rolling your eyes and grinning at the same time. Devilish Jokes: What is the Devil’s favorite sport? Tennis, because he’s the best at serving evil! What do you call the […]
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Dad Jokes: French Fry vs. Funny Dad Jokes about French What do you call a fake noodle in French? An im-pasta! Why was the French chef sad? Because he lost his soufflé! Dad Joke about French (Stupid Jokes) What do you call a French person who loves stupid jokes? A Paris-ite! Pun Joke What do […]
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