Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Actually Good Cerebrum-busting Jokes Why…
Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Actually Good Cerebrum-busting Jokes Why did the brain get a driver’s license? Because it had a lot of cortex! What do you call a brain that’s always on vacation? A cere-bro. What do you get when you cross an OK Boomer with a neurologist? A cranial cavity filled with nostalgia! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Groan-Worthy Laughs Police Officer Punchlines Why did the police officer wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for a shady character! What do you call a police officer who’s always getting into trouble? A copperhead! Boomer-Centric Patrol Why are Boomer police officers always getting lost? Because they’ve forgotten their maps! […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl with Laughter Bichon Frise Dad Jokes Why did the Bichon Frise cross the road? To get to the other pawty! What do you call a Bichon Frise that’s always hiding? An outta sight chon! Near Me Dad Jokes What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! […]
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Dad Jokes You Wish Were Better Av Beit Din (Court) Why did the Av Beit Din cross the road? To get to the other side of the argument. Why did the Av Beit Din get lost? Because he didn’t know the Torah of the land. Europa/December 3rd What do you call a satellite that gets […]
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Dad Jokes: A Punchline Extravaganza Tai Chi Theatrics What do you get when you combine Tai chi and a hippo? Tai chipmunk! Why did the Tai chi instructor give up animal puns? Because they got “lion-tired” of them! Dione-ing and December Delights Did you hear what month hates the most? December, because it’s not November! […]
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Unlock the World of Technology: From Trends to Tips Technology is like a magic carpet that keeps flying us to new and exciting destinations. Let’s hop on and explore the latest trends, clever tricks, and essential safety tips for navigating this digital wonderland. Tech Trends: The Future is Now Get ready for some mind-bending stuff! […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: Pastors, Pun-derful Puns, and Educational Antics Pastor Puns Why is the pastor always so well-dressed? Because he’s a clergy-man! What do you call a pastor who’s always on time? A watch-pastor! Pastor and Education Why was the pastor so bad at math? Because he always confused his sermons with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bench Edition Supreme Court Justices: Holder of the Highest Jokes Heard about the Supreme Court Justice who lost his gavel? He had to adjourn because he couldn’t judge! Did you hear about the Cheugy Supreme Court Justice? He still tapes law school lectures to his Walkman. Stomach/November 30th Punny Why did the […]
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Headline: Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes! Snacks What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the snack attack the vending machine? Because it was hungry for change! Stupid Jokes What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time! Teeth/November 30th Why don’t dentists make jokes on […]
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Dad Jokes: A Potter’s Delight Ceramics Jokes What do you call a party where the plates are made of clay? A pottery party! Why did the ceramicist get lost? Because they couldn’t follow their own directions. What do you call a ceramic plate with small feet? A coaster. Why was the ceramic statue sad? Because […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Devilish Delights Why do demons make terrible neighbors? Because they’re always raising hell! What do you call a friendly devil? Homey! Pun-derful Pranks Why did Miranda get arrested on November 29th? Because she was caught doing a jig on a turkey! Knock-Knock Who’s There? Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Jokes to Make You Groan Get Ready for a Bulldog Bonanza Why are bulldogs so good at basketball? Because they have great layups! What do you call a bulldog who always claps back? A paw-sitive talker! Puns to Make You Cringe What do you call Jupiter’s biggest moon? A Gany-made mistake! What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Canvas of Cringe and Chuckles Painting Pun-ishment What’s the worst thing about being a painter? – The brush with death. Sus-picious Paint Why was the painter arrested? – Because he was painting in a suspicious manner. Bladdered Pun What did the kid say after holding in his pee for too long? – […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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