Dad Jokes: The Mayordom’s Curse Mayor Mayhem What’s a mayor’s favorite bean? Cool beans! Why was the mayor so cool? Because he was the mayor of Bean Town! Penile Pranks What do you call a politician with a small… mind? A mayor! What day of the year is all about sausage? November 28th, because it’s […]
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Get Ready for the Dad Joke Extravaganza You Never Knew You Needed! About Glory Holes Why did the golfer get banned from the glory hole? Because he kept putting! What do you call a glory hole with no cap? No limit! Titan and November 28th Punfest Why did the Titan get a speeding ticket on […]
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Beam Me Up, Jokes! Star Trek: Enterprise Dad Jokes Why did Captain Archer keep asking T’Pol to translate? Because he didn’t want to look like an alien! What’s the difference between Star Trek: Enterprise and a pizza? They both have nacelles! Urban Jokes Why did the Enterprise crew cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes That Hit the Spot, Or Not A Dachshund Joke for the Dog Lovers What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer that loves to burrow? A dig-a-Schnauzer! A Hip-Hop Ha-Ha Why did the Miniature Schnauzer get into hip-hop? Because he wanted to bust a rhyme! Skin-tastic Humor What do you call a person who’s […]
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Monkeying with Dad Jokes: Laughter Capuchin-Style Capuchin Monkey Dad Jokes: Why did the Capuchin monkey cross the road? To get to the other “see”-de! What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s been ignored? Ghosted monkey. Despina or November 25th Pun: What do you call the Greek sea nymph who’s celebrating her birthday? Despina-tive! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Dayan, Outta Sight, and More! Dayan-O-Mite Jokes Why did Dayan get lost? Because he couldn’t follow his own nose! What did Dayan say when he vanished? “Outta sight!” Punderful Jokes What do you call a moon that’s full of holes? Enceladus, the Swiss cheese moon! Why did the turkey get arrested on November […]
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Dad Joke Symphony: Ridiculous Rhythms and Punderful Puns Tai Chi-Related Dad Jokes What do you call a Tai Chi expert who’s always on edge? A Tai-chi-nickal! I tried to do Tai Chi with my dog, but he just kept barking at me. “Doggone it!” Suspect-Themed Dad Jokes Why was the Tai Chi instructor a suspect? […]
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Dad Jokes That Are Bad, But Oh-So-Good Are You Afraid of Long Words? If you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s a fear of long words, and it’s one of the most common phobias out there. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia who? I’m afraid of long words, but I’ve got a lot […]
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Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes: A Literary Assault on Latin America Latin America Edition What do you call a Mexican who always speaks in riddles? A Mexi-sphinx. Why did the Peruvian pirate get lost? Because he couldn’t find his navigator. Naughty Latin American Jokes Why was the Colombian dancer fired? Because she kept dropping her pants. […]
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Dad Jokes: The Original Eye-Rollers Surf’s Up! Why did the surfer get upset when he lost his board? Because he was tide. What did the surfer say when he ran out of wax? “Skibidi, wax, wax!” Pho(nomenal) Puns What do you call a moon that’s been to the gym? A buff satellite! What do you […]
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For the Sweetest Dad Jokes Candy Jokes: * What do you call a candy that’s always a crowd-pleaser? A Lifesaver! * Where do candy canes go to party? The “Sweet Spot!” Rizz-lated Candy Joke: * What’s the smoothest candy? A Rizz-ellent gummy, of course! Penis/November 21st Pun: * Why is November 21st the best day […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Laugh-Out-Loud with Sour Cream-Themed Humor Sour Cream Silliness What do you call sour cream that’s been out in the sun too long? Sun-kissed cream. Why did the sour cream get a glow-up? Because it visited the “spoil spa.” Puns-Galore Why did the turkey cross the road on November 21st? To get to […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comedic Rollercoaster for All Ready to embark on a wild dad joke ride? Buckle up and prepare for some knee-slappers and eye-rollers. City Council Conundrums Why did the City Council member get lost in the city council building? Because he couldn’t find his exit! Why was the City Council member voted “Most […]
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DAD JOKES for FUN-LOVING FOLKS Central America quips: Why did the Central American cross the road? To get to the other Costa Rica! What do you call a Central American who’s been stood up? Ghosted! Puns and humor: What’s the difference between Pluto and November 21st? One is a planet that’s no longer a planet, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… Or Laugh Community Leader Jokes Why couldn’t the community leader flex? Because he was just a benchwarmer. What do you call a community leader who always stretches before meetings? A flex-ecutive. Earth and November 20th Jokes Why is Earth so wise? Because it’s got a lot of dirt […]
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