Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes and Simian Shenanigans Marmoset Moments Why did the marmoset go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t feeling mon-key! Sports Laughs What do you call a marmoset that’s a great soccer player? A goal-keeper! Puns for Days Why couldn’t the Romans trust Io? Because she’s a double-crosser! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. […]
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Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Pun-derful Silliness Engineer Jokes Why are engineers so good at dancing? Because they know how to break a move! What do you call an engineer who’s always on the go? A bussing engineer! Lung Pun Why did the lungs get arrested? For assault and battery! November 5th Pun What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Doctor Who-zy Dad Jokes Why did the Doctor refuse to see a patient? Because he was a time paradox! What do you call a Time Lord with flex tape? Flex Doctor! Punny Riddles and Anecdotes Why did Larissa get sick on November 5th? Because she ate […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Want to Bury Me Like a Bernese Mountain Dog Bernese Mountain Dog Jokes Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog take a nap in the park? Because he was barking mad! What do you call a Bernese Mountain Dog who loves Gen X music? A tailgater! Gum/November 4th Puns Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (in a Good Way) Grape Jokes Why did the grape go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling its raisin. What do you call a grape that has been in a motorcycle accident? Scoot. Puns Why is Venus so hot? Because it’s close to the sun! What day is […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Where Puns and Groans Collide Camping Why did the camper put a banana in his tent? Because he heard there were lots of peel-ings inside! What do you call a campground that’s filled with grumpy campers? A basic-ly unhappy place. Venus and November 4th What do you call a beautiful goddess who […]
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Dive into the Depths of Dad Jokes! Piranha Jokes: The Bite-Sized Laughs “Why don’t piranhas have round bellies? Because all their teeth are on the outside!” “Why did the dude get bitten by a piranha? He was fishing for compliments!” Phoebe and November Puns: Quirky and Unforeseen “Why did Phoebe have a huge collection of […]
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Dad Jokes: A Ba’al Machshava Special Ba’al Machshava Jokes “What do you call Ba’al Machshava after he tries to invade your base?” A Ballista-call. “Why did Ba’al Machshava fail his history exam? Because he didn’t know The Man from Ba’al.” Small Intestine Joke “Why is the small intestine always so angry in November?” Because it’s […]
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A Treasure Trove of Dad Jokes: From Bishops to Bishops to Bananas and Beyond Bishop’s Got Jokes Why did the bishop get lost? Because he didn’t have a cell diocese! What do you call a bishop who loves puns? A holy pun-tiff! Arteries and November 1st What do you call a clogged artery? A heart […]
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Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio? Because he took the wrong “warp” route. What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st? One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Outer Limits. Outer Limits who? Outer […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting! November 1st Antics Why is November 1st the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringe-Worthy and the Hysterical Jokes That Will Make You Groan Drama Joke: Why did the drama club president get kicked out? Because he was always stirring up trouble! Drama Joke (Snack-Related): What do you call a drama club member who always brings snacks? A stage munch-er! Pun Joke: Why did the gallbladder […]
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