Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar…
Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous Science Dad Jokes Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Because he wanted to DNA! Naughty Science Dad Jokes What did the naughty nucleus say to the electron? “Hey, I’ve got my own protons, thanks!” Punny Jokes What do you call a doctor […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dadly Good, and the Ridiculous Administrative Assistant Jokes Why did the administrative assistant say they were good at organizing? Because they could “handle all the paperwork!” What do you call an administrative assistant who’s always on the grind? A “grind-inistrative” assistant! Skibidi Rizz Jokes What do you call an administrative […]
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Dad jokes about history near Malawi Where to find Sports Laughs in Malawi? In the annals of Malawi’s past, a mischievous twist of fate unfolded. Like a jester’s punchline, a renowned figure once quipped, “Our history resembles a badly told joke—awash in unexpected turns, twists, and a punchline that leaves you bewildered.” On this hallowed […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: The Beetle Edition Beetle Jokes, Eh? Why was the Beetle so popular in the 1960s? Because it was a real groovy ride! What do you call a Beetle that’s always late? A slowpoke-mobile! Beetle-rific Literary Jokes What’s the literary Beetle’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Tempest,” because it’s all about a beetle that […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes: What do you call a lazy Saturnian? A ring-dinger! How do Saturnians read the newspaper? They use their ring lights! Saturn-ting Bad Dad Jokes: What do you call a promiscuous Saturnian? A hooker on Saturn’s rings! Why are Saturnians bad dancers? Because they have too […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Grape Jokes What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “It’s all wine!” Yo mamma’s so clumsy, she stepped on a grape and turned it into a raisin! Muscle and December 24th Jokes What do you call a muscle that won’t stop growing? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent Jokes Why did the EMT call the ambulance? Because he needed a second opinion! What do you call an EMT who’s always complaining? A boo-boo-mer! Punny Little Jokes What do you call a small intestine that’s always getting into trouble? A bowel movement. Why did […]
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Get Ready for the Silliest Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Hear Liver Laughs What do you call a liver that’s always making jokes? A liver-tickler! Why did the Gen Z liver get so mad? Because it couldn’t handle all the “liver-streamers” it had to process! Pun Time What do you call a computer virus that attacks […]
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Introducing the Shepherd of Dad Jokes: Baa-humbug Edition Calling all Shepherd enthusiasts and dad joke aficionados! Get ready for a herd of knee-slappers and groan-inducers that will leave you bleating with laughter. Shepherd Joke Extravaganza Why did the Shepherd use a flashlight? To find his sheep in the dark! What do you call a Shepherd […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: A Comedic Chronicle of Ba’al Haggadah Ba’al Haggadah Humor What kind of party did Ba’al Haggadah throw? A sedar! What did Ba’al Haggadah use to cut the unleavened bread? A matzah-cutter! Highkey Hijinks Why did Ba’al Haggadah make a highkey joke? Because he wanted to be extra! What did Ba’al Haggadah say […]
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Dad Jokes or Dad Groans? The Plains and the Painful Jokes Plains’ Liaisons Why did the plainsman get lost? Because he didn’t have any maps, just No Cap. Lymph-hatic Puns What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always full? A bloated tube. December 22nd Holiday Ho-Ho-Hoax What do you call the day after Christmas […]
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