Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Your Next Pun-ishment Dad Jokes About Comedy Why did the comedian cross the road? To get to the other punchline! What do you call a comedian with no sense of humor? A non-sense-ical comedian! Dad Jokes About Comedy and Shade Why did the comedian throw shade at the audience? […]
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Bus Driver Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Bus Driver Jokes Why did the bus driver wear sunglasses? Because he was looking for the shades! What do you call a bus driver who’s always late? A tardy driver! Why did the bus driver get lost? Because he didn’t know where the bus […]
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Oh, Daddy Jokes! Do you know what a Liturgical Minister is? It’s a lay person who assists in the celebration of Mass. Like the guy who gets in the way of the priest’s shadow. And why did the Liturgical Minister cross the road? To assist the priests in the celebration of Mass on the other […]
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Laughs for the Bug-Haters: Dad Jokes about Entomophobia Entomophobia: Fear of insects Q: What do you call a bug that hates shade? A: A sun-bug! Knock-Knock joke: Knock, knock Who’s there? Bee Bee who? Bee afraid… of me! Related Dad joke about shade: Q: What’s the difference between being afraid of bugs and being afraid […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringe-worthy and the Hilarious Orange You Gonna Laugh? Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well! What’s orange and shades you from the sun? An orange tree! Pun-tastic Venus or Hallo-ween What did Venus say to Jupiter? I’m going to treat you like a planet and leave […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Flex Your Muscles with These Jokes Why did the muscle builder go to the window? To get some fresh air! What do you call a muscle that’s always in the shade? A deltoid in the dark! Punny Intestines and Calendar Shenanigans Why did the small intestine need a bandage? Because it […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Brace Yourselves for a Whimsical Adventure into the World of Hilarious Puns and Questionable Wit Parish Council Member’s Dilemma “Why did the Parish Council Member cross the road? Because he didn’t have the guts to ask anyone to pray for him!” “What do you call a Parish Council Member who […]
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Dad Jokes: The Shih Tzu Show Shih Tzu Jokes Why did the Shih Tzu get lost in the park? Because it was too short to see over the grass! What do you call a Shih Tzu that’s always cold? A Chill Shih Tzu! Hyperion/October 20th Pun What do Hyperion and October 20th have in common? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groovy History’s Dad Jokes Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids? Because they wanted to cool off in the shade! What do you call a Roman soldier with a cold? A congested legionnaire! Groovy Dad Joke Why did the hippies lose their jobs? Because they kept getting busted! […]
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