Dad Jokes Galore: From Bad to Hilarious Imam Jokes What do you call an imam who loves to dance? A Skibidi stepper! What’s the difference between an imam and a dance teacher? One leads prayer, while the other leads Skibidi. XD Teeth Why did the teeth go to the dentist? To get some braces! December […]
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Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and…
Legendary Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Dad Joke: Gibbon Edition “Why don’t gibbons vote? Because they’re bananas at politics!” “My gibbon always gets a kick out of Rizz!” Nose or December 25th Pun “What did the nose say to December 25th? ‘You smell merry Christmas!’” Knock-Knock Joke: Gibbon “Knock, knock.” […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Aerophobia: Fear of Flying Why did the pilot refuse to fly in December? Because he was afraid of crashing into a sleigh** Why did the woke flyer get banned from the airport? Because he kept protesting the “plane” old way of flying! Heart/Christmas What do you […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Quad, Slay, and Other Silliness Quad Jokes Why did the quad get in trouble at school? Because it was horsing around! What do you call a slow quad? A lag-wagon. Quad-Slay Jokes Why did the slayer quad slay all the spiders? Because it was a web-wrecker! What do you call a […]
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Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Not-So-Good Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Bonobo Blues Why don’t Bonobos make good soccer players? Because they’re always slipping on bananas! What do you call a Bonobo who loves to watch TV? A veg-out Bonobo! Pluto Problems What do you call Pluto when it’s not a planet? Your backyard! Why is December 23rd […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes Will Make You Laugh All Week! Body: Vegan Dad Jokes: What do you call a vegan who lives in a greenhouse? A vege-tarian! Why did the vegan give up eating lettuce? Because it was “rad”-ish! Palatetorial Dad Joke: Why did the palate enjoy December 22nd? Because it was the “winter solstice!” Vegan […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: The Plumber Pun-derground Plumber Puns What do you call a plumber who’s always getting into trouble? A pipe-dreamer! I called a plumber to fix my sink. He came in, took one look, and said, “Lowkey, this is gonna be a nightmare.” Tongue-in-Cheek Puns What do you call a tongue that’s always getting into […]
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Dad Jokes: Larissa, Beans, and Beyond Larissa Jokes Why is Larissa so good at bowling? Because she always strikes out! What do you call a Larissa who loves to cook? A Larissa bean! Phoebe/December 22nd Pun What do Phoebe Buffay and December 22nd have in common? They both have “sis” in them! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea become a sculptor? Because she was always shaping up! I heard that Galatea is getting a new flip phone. Catch you on the flip side! Hair Pun What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on the calendar? A December 22nd […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Dad Jokes: The Diamond in the Rough Jewelry Making What do you call a jewelry maker who’s lost their tools? A hopeless trinket! Why did the radical jewelry maker get arrested? Because they made explosive earrings! Mars Mission What do you call the first manned mission to Mars? A “Mars-up!” Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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