Dad Jokes So Sweet, They’ll Give You a Toothache! Sugar Jokes Why did the sugar cube get a job at the hospital? Because it was a Sweet-ner! What’s a bummer about sugar? When you can’t sweet-talk your way out of trouble! Punny Jokes What do you call the sea god who got banished to outer […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Get ready to cringe…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Get ready to cringe and giggle with these side-splitting dad jokes! Dad Jokes about Yoga What do you call a yoga pose that’s really hard to do? A “diffi-cultasana”! Yoga and Workplace Wit Why did the yoga teacher get fired? Because she couldn’t strike a pose! Puns and Knock-Knock […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Corny Dad Jokes! Scorpion Jokes What do you call a scorpion that just lost its stinger? A sorry scorpion. Why did the scorpion cross the road? To get to the other side… and sting it! Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a scorpion with a laptop? A pincerputer. What […]
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Jokes for Kids with a Dadly Twist Head of State Jokes Why don’t presidents wear sandals? Because they’re always in suits! Why did the president get lost? Because he didn’t know his “left” from his “right wing”! Skibidi Rizz-olute Jokes Why did the president take Skibidi Rizz to the White House? To have some “diplomatic […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Inhalation-Expiration Humor Breathing Exercises: Inhale, Punchline What do you call a breathing exercise that makes you laugh? A sidesplitter! Wordplay Wonders: Inhale, Wordplay What do you call a breathing exercise that involves wordplay? A pun-spiration! Larissa and December 6th: Inhale, Pun What do you call a woman named Larissa who’s always […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cure for Bacteriophobia Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria? You’re just not very clean-conscious! Satirical Bacteriophobia Dad Joke: Why did the bacteriophobe refuse to read the Onion? Because it’s full of pathogens! Near Me or December 5th Pun: What did the calendar say to the doctor? You’re near me, close to December! Bacteriophobia Knock-Knock […]
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When Dad Jokes Attack: A Canine Comedy Hour Paw-some Dad Jokes about Great Danes Why did the Great Dane cross the road? To get to the other paws-ide! What do you call a Great Dane who loves peaches? A Peachy Dane! Tonsil Twisters and December Delights Why did the tonsils go to the doctor? They […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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Dad Jokes You Wish Were Better Av Beit Din (Court) Why did the Av Beit Din cross the road? To get to the other side of the argument. Why did the Av Beit Din get lost? Because he didn’t know the Torah of the land. Europa/December 3rd What do you call a satellite that gets […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Imam-pressive Jokes What do you call an Imam who hates giving sermons? A mute-azzin! Why did the Imam get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have his sand-al. Urban Imam-prov Why did the Imam cross the street? To get to the halal fried chicken! Pun-derful […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Paddle Power: Kayaking Jokes that Won’t Sink Kayaking Joke: Why did the kayaker get lost? Because he couldn’t kayak straight! Workplace Wit Kayaking Joke: Boss: “Where were you yesterday?” Employee: “I was out kayaking.” Boss: “Well, paddle faster next time. You missed work!” Ganymede Jest: […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes: Lymph Vessels to Make You Groan Lymph Vessel Jokes: A Pain in the Neck What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always getting clogged? A clogged-up lymphatic! Lymph Vessel Puns: A Pun-derful Diversion What do you call a lymph vessel that’s always on time? A lymph-knaptic! Anus Jokes: A Hole in One […]
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