Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Are You Ready for Some Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes? Knitting Jokes:…
Are You Ready for Some Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes? Knitting Jokes: What do you call a knitter who’s always on the move? A “rowdy” knitter! Why did the knitter turn down the offer? Because they were “yarned out”! Europa and November 24th Joke: What do Europa and November 24th have in common? They’re both “thanks moons […]
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Dad Jokes: The Arachnid Extravaganza Arachnophobia Dad Jokes Why was the spider so upset? Because it was webbed up in its own drama! Where did the spider go to learn how to catch flies? At a web-inar! Highkey Arachnophobia Dad Joke What do you call a spider that’s always on the go? A highkey-anxiety spider! […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Grin) Alternative Antics Why did the grunge band break up? Because they couldn’t get their act together! What do you call a band that leaves the stage without a mic? An alt-drop! Dip Out Diaries Why did the 90s kid dip out of the party? Because they wanted […]
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Dad Jokes: The Original Eye-Rollers Surf’s Up! Why did the surfer get upset when he lost his board? Because he was tide. What did the surfer say when he ran out of wax? “Skibidi, wax, wax!” Pho(nomenal) Puns What do you call a moon that’s been to the gym? A buff satellite! What do you […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Maltese Lovers! Maltese Jokes Joke 1: What do you call a Maltese that loves to sing? A “howling” Maltese! Joke 2: Why did the Maltese get lost in the woods? Because it was following a scents-y trail! Punny Jokes Joke 3: What do you call a […]
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DAD JOKES for FUN-LOVING FOLKS Central America quips: Why did the Central American cross the road? To get to the other Costa Rica! What do you call a Central American who’s been stood up? Ghosted! Puns and humor: What’s the difference between Pluto and November 21st? One is a planet that’s no longer a planet, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and What Do You Call a Joke That’s Not Very Good? Brain Stem Jokes Why did the brain stem cross the road? To get to the other neuron! What do you call a brain stem that’s too salty? A salt-n-synapse! Europa or November 21st Pun What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Religious Puns Why did the Mufti cross the road? To issue a fatwa on pedestrianism. What do you call a Mufti who’s always awake? Woke-fatwa! Punny Names and Dates What do you call a Russian woman named Larissa who’s always complaining? A Larissa-saurus Rex! Why is […]
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The Ultimate Guide to Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes: Great Dane Edition Get ready to belly laugh with these paw-some dad jokes that are sure to leave you barking for more! Dad Jokes About Great Danes Why don’t Great Danes make good spies? Because they’re too easy to spot! What do you call a Great Dane with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Yogurtous Yo-ghurt So Funny Why did the yogurt go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling curdy! What do you call yogurt with no arms? Yogurt that cannot handle your dairy! Satire-ical Yogurt Why did the satirist’s yogurt get so upset? Because it was too cultured for […]
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Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Best Vizsla Jokes Why did the Vizsla cross the road? To get to the other “sit.” What do you call a Vizsla who talks back? A clap-back Vizsla. Spinal Cord / November 19th Pun What day of the year do doctors hate? Novem-spine. Vizsla Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes You Won’t Sushi Believe! Japanese Food Jokes What do you call a Japanese chef who only cooks fish? A sushi-ficient cook! Why are Japanese restaurants so bodacious? Because they have a temaki-ng vibe! Punny Vagina Joke What do you call a vagina that’s always looking for something to snuggle? A clingy monster! Knock-Knock […]
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Gear Up for Some Groan-worthy Dad Jokes! Metalworking Dad Jokes: Why did the metalworker get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the forge! What do you call a welder who’s always radical? A seam-punk! Titania/November 17th Pun: Why do fairy princesses wear tiaras on November 17th? Because it’s their Titania’s Day! Metalworking Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Documentary dad jokes Why did the documentary filmmaker get lost? Because he didn’t follow the map! What do you call a documentary about hipsters? Brokeumentary. Callisto or November 17th pun joke What do you call a frozen lake on Callisto? A Callisto-Freeze. Documentary knock-knock joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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