Don’t Fry Away — Just Laugh at These Silly Dad Jokes! Oh, My Veggie! Why did the vegetable oil get arrested? Because it was caught in a dressing! What do you call vegetable oil that’s gone bad? I can’t think of a pun, but I can fry-ve you a hint! Aden-oid, not so Void! What […]
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Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did…
Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re always healthy and fit! Teeth and November 16th What do you call a dentist […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Arsenal of Comedy Soldier Jokes What do you call a soldier who’s always confused? A private puzzle. Why did the dummy get promoted to general? Because he’s dummy hard! Pun Jokes What’s the difference between Callisto and November 16th? One is a moon, the other is the 11th month (and 16th […]
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Why You Can’t Resist These Hilarious Dad Jokes Ba’al Torah Blunders What do you call Ba’al Torah when he’s lost in the desert? Salty! (Get it? Because the Dead Sea is salty…) Another one: Why did Ba’al Torah get kicked out of the synagogue? Because he kept using his Torah as a scratching post! Puns […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Joke about Thai Why did the Thai person get lost? Because they kept making wrong turns at the Tuk-Tuks! Dad Joke about Savage + Thai What do you call a Thai person who’s really good at fighting? A Savage Pad Prik Kaeng! Pun Joke about Io […]
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State Representative Dad Jokes: A Hilariously Bad Collection State Representative Jokes Why was the state representative so good at public speaking? Because he had a lot of state-of-the-art jokes! What do you call a state representative who always sets lofty goals? A high-aspirate! Hair-Raising Pun Why did the state representative donate their hair to a […]
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Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November 13th? Storing her Miranda rights! Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Dad Joke About Larissa: Why does Larissa have a pet snail? Because she loves having a little slug-a-bed! Dad Joke About Larissa and Bet: What do you call Larissa and Bet when they’re riding in a car? Twits on a stick! Pun Joke About Eustachian Tubes: […]
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Oh My Aching Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Groovy Hemorrhoid Humor Prepare yourself for a bumpy ride through the realm of dad jokes, where puns and groans reign supreme. Hold on tight as we dive headfirst into the world of hemorrhoids, groovy vibes, and silly surprises. Hemorrhoid-Tastic Jokes Why did the hemorrhoid cross the road? To […]
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Dad Jokes: Certified Eye-Rollers and Groan-Inducers Relationship Dad Joke That Breaks the Mold Why did the husband hire a lifeguard for his wife? Because she was always diving into trouble! Food and Drink Dad Joke That Goes Rogue What do you call a husband who always drinks his wife’s coffee? A caffeinated hubby! Pun Intended: […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Grainy Dad Jokes What do you call a grain that’s always up for a good time? A party millet! Why did the barley get arrested? Because it was caught stalk-ing! Skibidi Dad Joke What do you call a grain that’s always down for the party? Skibidi […]
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Dad Jokes Around the Globe International Cuisine Why did the sushi get lost? Because it didn’t have any soy sauce! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Nature and Outdoors What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! Why did the fish get lost? Because it swam straight […]
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Dad Jokes that Don’t Stink (But Some Might) If you need a good chuckle, look no further than these Belgian Malinois-inspired dad jokes! Belgian Malinois Dad Jokes What do you call a Belgian Malinois that’s always getting in trouble? A paw-litical prisoner! Why did the Belgian Malinois cross the road? To get to the other […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Hip Hop Humor Why did the rapper get lost? Because he couldn’t find his “beat.” What do you call a rapper who’s always slaying? A “slayer” in the mic game! Nailed It! What do you call a manicure that’s also a holiday? A “Nailvember 10th.” Knock, […]
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