Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Disaster Relief Worker Jokes Why was the disaster relief worker so good at their job? Because they were always “totally” there for people in need. What do you call a disaster relief worker who’s always in over their head? Totally overwhelmed! Pun Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiasts Ethical Non-Monogamy and Love…
Dad Jokes for Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiasts Ethical Non-Monogamy and Love Triangles Why do ethical non-monogamous relationships thrive in Love Triangles? Because it cancels out the need for trigonometry! Wickedly Ethical What’s the Wicked joke about ethical non-monogamy? It’s a “Defying Gravity” situation where different partners “spiral into each other’s arms, endlessly.” Oil Glands and Dad […]
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Prepare to Get Buoy’d Up by These Dad Jokes! Sailing Jokes: Why did the sailor bring a hammer on his boat? To fix his mast-erpiece. What do you call a pirate that always suspects others? Captain Sus. Heart-Shaped Puns: Why did the heart get lost? Because it went the wrong way. How do hearts celebrate […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition (and a Few More) A Dad Joke about Musical What do you call a musician who can’t keep a beat? A drummer with no rhythm. Another Dad Joke about Musical Related to The Man Why did the The Man give up playing the bass? He couldn’t find his groove. A […]
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Dad Jokes: A Crisis of Commission and Laughter Ursula von der Leyen’s Political Punchlines “What did President von der Leyen say when she visited the EU Parliament? ‘You’re my suspension!’” “Why did Ursula von der Leyen take a break from politics? She needed a break from all the bae-ology!” Just Anus-ing Around “What do you […]
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Eggs-cellent Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up Egg-ceptional Egg Jokes What do you call an old egg that can’t hatch? An eggs-fossil. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side, yolk. Yolk-Breaking Classic Dad Jokes What did the egg say to the boiling water? You crack me up! Why […]
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Council of the Dad Jokes: A Politically In-corrective Jesterhood Council of the European Union Why did the Council of the European Union get lost? Because they couldn’t find their Union Jack! What’s the Council of the European Union’s favorite dance move? The “Skibidi Challenge!” Gums or November 6th What do you call a toothless show-off? […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle or Groan (But You Can’t Help but Smile) Ham-orous Jokes “What did the Easter ham say to the leftover turkey? ‘Let’s egg-scape to Hawaii!’” “Why did the ham join a glow-up competition? Because it wanted to cure its crispy ways!” Earth-Shattering Puns “Why did everyone on Earth get […]
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Galactic Dad Jokes to Warp Your Mind Star Trek: Enterprise Jokes What’s the name of Archer’s new ship? The USS-No-Can-Do! Why did Trip use antimatter as fuel? Because it gassed him up! Saturn or November 6th Jokes What planet has two belts? Saturn! What day of the week comes after Tuesday? Donut! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, […]
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Your Lungs Will Laugh at These Dad Jokes! Dad Joke about Breathing Exercises: “Why is it so hard to hold your breath? Because the air always wants to escape!” Dad Joke about Stupid Breathing Exercises: “What do you call a person who takes breathing exercises for no reason? A lunghead!” Pun Joke about Lungs or […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Stomach Ache Mediterranean Madness Why is the Mediterranean Sea so bad at hide-and-seek? Because it’s always there in plain sight! DEI and the Mediterranean What do you call a DEI consultant on a Mediterranean cruise? A diversity skipper! Tethys or Not Tethys What did the ancient ocean say to November […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Quad-Laugh Dad Joke about Quad Why was the quadrilateral arrested? Because it was caught in a square deal! Quad Joke Related to OK Boomer What do you call a quadrilateral that’s always saying “OK Boomer”? A “boom-er-ang!” Artery Pun What do you call a group of arteries? A press-gang! […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet, Sour, and Totally Pun-tactic Candy Jokes What do you call candy that’s made of hamburgers? Meatballs! What do you call candy that’s totally awesome? Totally candy-licious! Pun Joke Why was the Anal canal arrested? Because it was letting people slip by without paying attention. Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy […]
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