Dad Wars: Clone Jokes of Intergalactic Proportions Clone Wars Whimsy Why did the clone trooper cross the battlefield? To get to the other Jedi! Clone Wars and Adulting What’s the difference between a clone trooper and an adult human? One is trained for battle, the other is battling responsibilities! Dione’s Dilemma Why do Dione moons […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes…
Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Why They’re the Worst, and Yet the Best Plumbing Puns Why did the plumber have a hard time understanding Gen Alpha? Because they kept talking about “pipes” instead of “Tubes.” Umbriel and November Jokes What do you call a dark and frosty moon? An Umbriel-ella! Why did November 3rd get a traffic ticket? […]
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Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes, Not Your Stomach Larynx Laughter Why did the singer lose his voice? Because he strained his larynx! What did the alien say when he saw his friend with a big head? “Far out, larynx!” Namely Confusing Jokes What do you call a woman named Larissa who always forgets […]
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Dadly Delusions: Blood Jokes That Will Red-uce You to Laughter Blood and Gore Jokes What do you call blood that can’t decide? Type O negative! Why is blood so bad at poker? Because it keeps folding! Food and Drink Blood Jokes What do you get when you mix blood with coffee? A black eye! Why […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Hilarious Bishop Dad Jokes Bishop the Bishop Why did Bishop become a bishop? Because he was a holy roller! Bishop the Scholar What was Bishop’s favorite subject in school? Bishopography! November the First Puns What do you call a brain on November 1st? A pumpkin head! Bishop the Politician Bishop ran […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Shih Tzu Shih Tzu Dad Jokes Why did the Shih Tzu go to the park? To bark-our at the squirrels! Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? To get to the fur side. On God Shih Tzu Dad Jokes What do you call a Shih Tzu […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Dione Jokes What do you call a moon of Saturn that’s always trying to impress?” * A Simp-ione Why did Dione get a GPS?” * Because it kept getting lost in the Milky Way! Hair and November 1st Jokes What do you call a haircut that’s named after […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan or Grin Vietnamese Dad Jokes What do you call a Vietnamese person who’s always late? Pho later! What do you call a Vietnamese person who’s always bussin’? Phockin’ awesome! Europa and October 31st Pun Jokes Why did Europa go to the Halloween party? To dress up as the moon’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Interior Design Dad Jokes Why did the interior designer go to jail? Because he was charged with breaking and entering…tables! I’m thinking about getting a Gen X-themed interior design. You know, with lots of grunge and Nirvana posters. Puns What do you call an October 31st […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Parathyroid Not-So-Hot Dad Jokes Parathyroid Joke: Why don’t parathyroid glands like smartphones? Because they can’t stay connected! Parathyroid and Turnt Joke: Why did the parathyroid gland get arrested? For being too turnt! Punderful Pun Eustachian Tube Pun: What do you call a clogged Eustachian tube? A trap-door-tube! […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Grotesque and Hilarious Hillarity Snackalicious Dad Jokes What do you call a broken bag of Doritos? “Nacho problem!” What did the cheese say to the cracker? “You got me wrapped around your finger!” Groovy Snack Jokes Why did the hippie burn his popcorn? Because it was far out! Bladder or October 29th Puns […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good (Or Not) Iapetus Jokes What did the ancient Greek god Iapetus get when he was feeling down? A bummer. Why was Iapetus always a bummer? Because he was always on the Iapetus side of things. Other Jokes What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Hilarious Tales of Lymph Nodes and Beyond Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the maze of cells. Lymph Node and FYP Joke What do you call a lymph node that’s obsessed with TikTok? A FYP-lymph node! Vagina Pun What do […]
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