Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile) Prior/Prioress Puns What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants! Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!** Galatea/December 22nd Puns What do you call a Galatea who’s always cold? A **Statue of Liberty! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Diamond in the Rough Jewelry Making -…
Dad Jokes: The Diamond in the Rough Jewelry Making What do you call a jewelry maker who’s lost their tools? A hopeless trinket! Why did the radical jewelry maker get arrested? Because they made explosive earrings! Mars Mission What do you call the first manned mission to Mars? A “Mars-up!” Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Paleo Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Tell me a Dad Joke about Paleo: Why did the Paleo dad get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught using his stone axe to cut his steak! Add another Dad Joke about Paleo related to Skibidi: What do you call a Paleo person who loves to […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Skin-tastic Jokes Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse? Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! What do you call a person with no skin? Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’! Spine-Chilling Puns What do you call the part of […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Smile (or Roll Your Eyes) Dad Jokes: Ferret Edition Why are ferrets such good detectives? Because they’re always sniffing around! Urban Ferret Joke: What do you call a ferret that gets lost in the city? A street ferret. Hair Follicle Pun: Why couldn’t the guy grow any hair follicles? […]
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Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist. Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.” What do […]
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Feeling the Dad Vibes: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes Offbeat Relationships Why did the hipster couple get married? Because they found each other “underground.” What do you call a couple who drives a car but isn’t married? A parallel relationship. Pun-tastic Holidays and Anatomy Why did the lungs get so excited for December 16th? Because it was […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches, and Puns Parish Secretary Punchlines Why did the parish secretary hug the copier? – Because it needed a little toner! What do you call a parish secretary who loves the color peachy? – Peachy keen! Ganymede/December 13th Pun-derful Why is Ganymede the only moon with […]
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Daddy Cool Jokes: Get Ready for Some Corny Laughs Corn Oil Capers What do you call corn oil that’s been used to make popcorn? Popping oil! Satire: Why did the corn oil get arrested? For making too many kernels! Brain Buster What do you call the 9th month of the year that’s filled with brains? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Inhalation-Expiration Humor Breathing Exercises: Inhale, Punchline What do you call a breathing exercise that makes you laugh? A sidesplitter! Wordplay Wonders: Inhale, Wordplay What do you call a breathing exercise that involves wordplay? A pun-spiration! Larissa and December 6th: Inhale, Pun What do you call a woman named Larissa who’s always […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cure for Bacteriophobia Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria? You’re just not very clean-conscious! Satirical Bacteriophobia Dad Joke: Why did the bacteriophobe refuse to read the Onion? Because it’s full of pathogens! Near Me or December 5th Pun: What did the calendar say to the doctor? You’re near me, close to December! Bacteriophobia Knock-Knock […]
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When Dad Jokes Attack: A Canine Comedy Hour Paw-some Dad Jokes about Great Danes Why did the Great Dane cross the road? To get to the other paws-ide! What do you call a Great Dane who loves peaches? A Peachy Dane! Tonsil Twisters and December Delights Why did the tonsils go to the doctor? They […]
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