Dad Joke Central: A Liver-Tickling Extravaganza Tell Me a Dad Joke about Liver “What do you call a liver that’s been working overtime? A cirrhotic!” Another Dad Joke about Liver: Hits Different “I went to the doctor complaining of liver pain. He told me, ‘It hits different when you’re the one with it.’” Pun Joke […]
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Rottweiler Round-Up: Paw-ful Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Rottweiler Riddles…
Rottweiler Round-Up: Paw-ful Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Rottweiler Riddles Q: What do you call a Rottweiler wearing a tuxedo? A: A dog in a suit! Q: What do you call a Rottweiler that’s always cold? A: Chill-weiler! Earful of Puns Q: Why are Rottweilers the best December 2nd experts? A: Because they know how […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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Pull Up a Chair, Folks! Let’s Dive into the Dadliest of Jokes Lasagna LOLs Why is lasagna so popular? Because it’s pasta-bly delicious! What do you call a lasagna that’s bogus? A fake lasagna! Fishy Pun-ishment What does Ariel call her dad? A starfish! When is a month like a lasagna? When it has 29 […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious! Biography Jokes: What do you call a biography written by someone who lives on the edge? A gnarly biography. What’s the difference between a biography and a gnarly biography? One is a life story, the other is a life story with gnarls! Pun Jokes: What did […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan with Delight! Graphic Designer Dad Jokes Why don’t graphic designers trust Helvetica? Because it’s Arially bad! What do you call a graphic designer who’s always getting in trouble? Rad-ical! Pun-tastic Jokes Why are arteries so important? Because they’re heart-felt. What do you call November 28th? Twosday! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Science of Silliness Dad Jokes about Science Why did the chemist call helium “cute”? Because it makes his voice funny! What do you say to a physicist who’s had a long day? “Chill out!” Dad Jokes about Chill Out What do you call a frozen mathematician? An ice-calculator! Earth and November 28th […]
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Dad Jokes: Presidential Pun-der and Groovy Groaners Regional President or Governor Jokes Why did the Regional President get lost? Because he didn’t have his map-maker. Why is the Governor so groovy? He’s got the blue suede suit. Gum and Thanksgiving Dad Joke What do you get when you chew gum on November 27th? Tooth-sgiving! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Rebbe Edition and Beyond Rebbe Jokes What do you call a Rebbe who tells corny jokes? A punchline haver. Why are Rebbes’ jokes so bad? Because they’re Torah-bly pun-ny. Rebbe and Naughty Jokes Why did the Rebbe cross the playground? To check out the naughty slides. What do you call a Rebbe’s […]
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Calling All Dad Joke Enthusiasts! Trekker’s Tales from the Dad Joke Frontier Prepare yourself for a side-splitting trek through the dad joke wilderness. From the mundane to the musical, these jokes will leave you shaking your head and giggling all the way. Trekking: Let’s Hike on Over “Why did the hiker get lost in the […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: A Hoot or a Groan? Salamander Jokes: Why did the salamander cross the road? To get to the other s(w)ide! What do you call a salamander with a bad attitude? A snarkamander! Ariel or November 26th Pun Joke: What do you call a mermaid on Black Friday? A shell-ebrator! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild Home Gardening Humor “What do you call a lazy gardener? A couch potato!” Basic Dad Jokes “Why are gardeners so good at solving problems? Because they have a green thumb!” Puns for the Punny “What do you call an inflamed lymph node? A swollen gland!” “Why is November 26th a special […]
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Bad to the Bone Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan or Chuckle Palindrome Punchlines What do you call a palindrome that’s spelled the same when you spell it backward? A palindrome! How do Millennials use palindromes? They love to “rotor” their phones! Bladder-Busting Puns Why did the bladder go to the doctor? It was feeling […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes for Days! Federal Judge Jokes Why did the federal judge get lost? Because he didn’t know where to bench! What do you call a Gen X federal judge? A Gen-X-ecutive! Punny Jokes Why did the lymph vessels form a band? To sing “Pump it Up!” What do you call a […]
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