Dad Jokes: A Capillary-tory Journey Capillaries, those tiny blood vessels that carry oxygen and nutrients throughout our bodies, can also be a source of amusement for dads. Here are some dad jokes to tickle your funny bone: Capillaries Joke #1: What do you call capillaries that are in a bad mood? Gloomy capillaries! Capillaries Joke […]
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Dad Joke Jamboree: Subnational Shenanigans and More Subnational Surprises Why did the county executive avoid the budget meeting? Because he didn’t want to get taxed! What kind of joke is hard to understand at a city council meeting? A zoning joke! Goals Galore Why did the mayor always set unrealistic goals? Because he wanted to […]
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Dad Jokes Central: Laughs That Make You Go “Ugh” If you’re ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes, buckle up! Coprophilia Corner What do you call someone who loves to eat poop? A copro-phile-osopher! Lowkey, what’s a synonym for poop? Copro-lite. Pun Central Who’s the god of the sea with a weak stomach? Neptune-ate. Knock Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: A Praying Mantis-fest of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and More Praying Mantis Dad Joke Why did the praying mantis look so shocked? Because he saw the future! Praying Mantis-Bet Dad Joke What do you call a praying mantis that won a bet? A winner mantis! Tongue/November 23rd Pun Why did the tongue drink all the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Best Vizsla Jokes Why did the Vizsla cross the road? To get to the other “sit.” What do you call a Vizsla who talks back? A clap-back Vizsla. Spinal Cord / November 19th Pun What day of the year do doctors hate? Novem-spine. Vizsla Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Don’t Fry Away — Just Laugh at These Silly Dad Jokes! Oh, My Veggie! Why did the vegetable oil get arrested? Because it was caught in a dressing! What do you call vegetable oil that’s gone bad? I can’t think of a pun, but I can fry-ve you a hint! Aden-oid, not so Void! What […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle County Commissioner Jokes What do you call a county commissioner who constantly argues? A benchwarmer! What’s the difference between a grunge band and a county commissioner meeting? One is full of head-bangers, and the other is just banging their heads together. Venus/November 14th Pun Why is Venus […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes for the Animated Soul Animation Dad Joke: Why was the animator so good at telling jokes? Because he had a “toon” of experience! Animation Dad Joke (Urban Flavor): Why did the cartoon character get arrested? For having outstanding warrants for his “Looney Tunes”! Puns on the Run: Anal Canal: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ceramic Edition Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ceramic. Ceramic who? Ceramic you sure this is funny? Why did the ceramic bowl become a politician? Because it was full of hot air! What do you call a ceramic vase that likes to party? A ravin’ pot! What do you call a ceramic mug that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Horrible Mexican Jokes Why was the Mexican so embarrassed? Because he forgot to put on his pantalones! What do you call a Mexican with a low haircut? A Lowkey-can. Mouth-Related Pun Why couldn’t the mouth decide what to say? Because it was too tongue-tied! Mexican Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilariously Awful Relationship Jokes with a Twist Why did the husband put his wife’s picture in his wallet? – Because he wanted to be with her even when he was broke! What do you call a couple who always argues but never breaks up? – A juggling […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: The Urban Dad’s Guide to Romance, Rectums, and November 7th Dad Jokes about Romance “Why did the couple break up? Because he wouldn’t stop making dad jokes, and she couldn’t take it anymore.” “What’s the best way to start a conversation with a woman? ‘Hi, I’m your dad.’” Urban […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Dad Jokes: The Mandalorian and Beyond Mandolorian Musings Why did Baby Yoda get lost while searching for his clan? Because he’s a little off the Manda! What do you call a Mandalorian who loves nature? A forest raider! Pulmonary Puns Why are alveoli so cheerful? Because they’re always getting a good workout! What do you […]
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Laugh Out Loud: A Supremely Punny Collection of Dad Jokes Supreme Court Justice Jokes What do Supreme Court Justices do when they’re sad? Cry-me-a-river. Why did the Supreme Court Justice get a new brat? Because his old one was unconstitutional! Deimos and November 6th Puns What do you call the Greek god of terror who […]
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