Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Storm! Mimas Jokes Why did…
Prepare for a Dad Joke Storm! Mimas Jokes Why did Mimas go to therapy? Because it was feeling Saturn-ated. Gen Alpha: Dad, what’s Mimas? Dad: It’s Saturn’s little space satellite. Puns Why did the spinal cord cross the road? To get to the other spinal cord! What do you call a gravestone on October 29th? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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Dark and Peculiar Dad Jokes Film Noir Whimsy Why did the detective in the film noir wear a trench coat? Because it was “rain film.” What do you call a radical film noir character? A “film noir-ist.” Pun-derful Puns Why was Titania so pissed off? Because October 28th was her un-fairy day. Knocking on Noir’s […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cornucopia of Groans Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia go to weddings? To practice abstinence! A man with Gamophobia is like a fish out of water: he’s scared to get baited! Bussin’ Gamophobia Why did the food critic with Gamophobia stay away from fried chicken? Because he was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Guffaw Pepper Jokes What do you call a pepper that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-maker! Why did the pepper get arrested? For being too “woke”! Nipple Jokes What do you call a nipple with perfect pitch? A high C-note. Why don’t you make eye contact with […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cackle Like a Cockatoo Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cockatoo. Cockatoo who? Are you ok? You’re looking a little blue in the face! Dad Joke about Cockatoo Why don’t cockatoos make good politicians? Because they’re always squawking about something. Dad Joke about Cockatoo and Peachy What do you call a […]
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Why Did the Dad Get Kicked Out of Germaphobia Support Group? For using hand sanitizer at the meeting. Bacteriophobia: Not Just for Kids What do you call an adult with a fear of bacteria? An adulting-phobe! Tonsils of Fun What do you call a tonsillectomy on October 25th? A Halloween-sectomy! Knock Knock Knock, knock Who’s […]
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Get Ready to Laugh: Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Fans and Beyond! Dad Jokes for Book of Mormon Aficionados Why did the Book of Mormon go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little Mormon-tary! Why did Nephi have to skip school? Because he had a bad case of FOMO (fear of missing […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know where […]
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Jokes You Won’t Want to Wake Up From Tell Me a Dad Joke about Wakeboarding Why did the wakeboarder get a speeding ticket? Because he was hauling wood! Add another Dad Joke about Wakeboarding related to Gassing you up. What do you call a wakeboarder who’s always bragging about their skills? A gasbag. Add a […]
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Dad Jokes for Your Ears Misophonia Moment Why did the person with misophonia get so frustrated? Because their cereal kept making snap, crackle, and pop! Flex-Phalangeal Misophonia What do you call misophonia that specifically targets flexing? Flex-asperation! Europa-ly Delightful Why did Europa get mad at Earth? Because it was too moon-y! Night Out Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes for Mountain Lovers Mountaineering Dad Joke: Why did the mountaineer wrap his car in ropes? … So he could go off-roping! Mountaineering Yo Mamma Joke: Yo mamma’s so heavy, even the mountains have to use ropes to hold her up! Pun Joke: What do you call a spine that’s been injured on October […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Macaque Why did the macaque get confused? Because he couldn’t tell the difference between a monkey wrench and a banana peel! Add another Dad Joke about Macaque related to Veg out What do you call a macaque that loves to watch TV? […]
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