Jokes for the Ages EU Level Laughs What do you call a lazy politician in the EU? A Euroslacker! Why did the EU want to join the Olympics? To get the medals for their Eurozone! Sports Laughs What sport do EU officials love to play? Kickball because they’re always kicking the can down the road! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cleaning and Sports Edition Cleaning Jokes What…
Dad Jokes: The Cleaning and Sports Edition Cleaning Jokes What do you call a messy house after cleaning it? A re-mess. Why did the broom go to the gym? To sweep the floors! Sports-Related Cleaning Jokes What do you call a clean baseball field? A home run! Where do you find the dirtiest baseball player? […]
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Dad jokes about history near Malawi Where to find Sports Laughs in Malawi? In the annals of Malawi’s past, a mischievous twist of fate unfolded. Like a jester’s punchline, a renowned figure once quipped, “Our history resembles a badly told joke—awash in unexpected turns, twists, and a punchline that leaves you bewildered.” On this hallowed […]
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Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad Jokes Aim to Kill! Section 1: Deathly Puns What do you call a skeleton that’s so scared, it can’t form a body? A de-bone-itated! Section 2: Sports Laughs Why did the baseball player fear the cemetery? Because they were afraid of being caught dead! Section […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Laugh Non-Traditional Relationship Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is a vampire and the other is a werewolf? A howl-o-ween romance! Why did the mermaid break up with the sailor? Because he was too salty! Non-Traditional Relationship Sports Jokes What did the basketball […]
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Bread Jokes: A Slice of Laughter Bread Joke Why did the bread go to the bank? To get a yeast infection! Bread Joke (Sports Laughs) What do you call a bread that loves to play baseball? A batter-up! Umbriel Pun What do you call a moon that’s in love? An Umbriel-ical! Knock-Knock Joke About Bread […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Larissa Edition Yo, fellow pun-derful folks! Get ready for a rib-tickling journey with these not-so-bad and totally hilarious dad jokes. Jokes about Larissa What do you call a Larissa who’s always getting into trouble? A Lariss-calator! Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have her Larissi-pass! Sports Laughs […]
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Daddy’s Day of Chuckles Hey there, laughter lovers! Gather ’round for a holy dose of dad jokes that will make you chuckle so hard, you’ll be shaking like a tambourine. Liturgical Minister Fun Why did the liturgical minister get red in the face? Because he was ALTARed! What do you call a liturgical minister with […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh Out Loud) Mexican Jokes Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the other peso! Mexican Sports Jokes Laughs What do you call a Mexican soccer player who’s always getting injured? A hospital ball! Capillary Jokes What do you call a tiny blood vessel […]
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Dad Jokes: A Scientific Shenanigan Science Gags Why did the scientist get lost? Because he took the wrong hypothesis and got turned around! What do you call a baseball player who’s always losing? A science-fiction fan! (Sports Laughs) Hair-Raising Puns What do you call a hair follicle that’s always in trouble? A follicle-ish offender! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Journey Through the Realm of Puns and Punchlines Minister-Related Quips Why was the minister so impatient? Because he couldn’t wait to say “I do”! What do you call a minister who loves sports? A fanatic! Punny Puns Why did the large intestine get lost? Because it couldn’t find its colon! Why was […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes and Simian Shenanigans Marmoset Moments Why did the marmoset go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t feeling mon-key! Sports Laughs What do you call a marmoset that’s a great soccer player? A goal-keeper! Puns for Days Why couldn’t the Romans trust Io? Because she’s a double-crosser! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes Unite! Scuba Diving Shenanigans Why did the scuba diver take a protractor underwater? To get to the bottom of things! What do you call a scuba diver who’s always late? A bottom-timer! Sports Laughs What do you call a scuba diver who’s ahead of the game? A front-runnerfish! Mimas and Month Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way) Classic Cuisine Conundrums “Why did the chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the ‘whisk’!” “What do you call a chef who’s always on the run? A ‘madeleine’ runner!” Sports Laughs “How does a baseball player make a meal? He bats a […]
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Bushbaby’s Dad Joke Extravaganza Dad Joke about Bushbaby: Why don’t bushbabies have cell phones? Because they’re always on FaceTime! Sports Laughs about Bushbaby: What sport do bushbabies excel at? Bushball, of course! Pun about Anus or October 23rd: What do you call a bad boy on October 23rd? A no-anus troublemaker! Knock-Knock Joke about Bushbaby: […]
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