Pulmonary Puns and Gut-Busting Dad Jokes on Organs Lungs: The O2 Champs Why are lungs so bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always breathing heavily! What do you call lungs that tell lame jokes? Oxygen-deprived punchlines! Lungs and Stupid Jokes Why did the lungs go to the hospital? Because they were wheezing with […]
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Dive into the Whimsical World of Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure! Avant-garde Cuisine: A Feast of Peculiar Puns What do you call a cucumber that’s been through a lot? A dill-emma! Why did the Avant-garde chef get lost? They couldn’t find their way around the kitchen maze! Earth and December 19th: Punny Delights What’s the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Reggae, Pun, and Knock-Knock Edition Reggae Dad Jokes Why did the reggae singer get a new guitar strap? Because the old one was out of tune! What do you call a reggae song that’s always out of key? A Jamaican jam jar! Classic Dad Joke Reggae Twist What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for Any Occasion Prepare to laugh out loud with these rib-tickling dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously! Scapula Shenanigans What’s a medical term that sounds like a body part that holds a shoulder in place? Scap-you-la! Why did the dad joke about his shoulder blade get so many groans? […]
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Dad Jokes: French Fry vs. Funny Dad Jokes about French What do you call a fake noodle in French? An im-pasta! Why was the French chef sad? Because he lost his soufflé! Dad Joke about French (Stupid Jokes) What do you call a French person who loves stupid jokes? A Paris-ite! Pun Joke What do […]
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Headline: Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes! Snacks What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the snack attack the vending machine? Because it was hungry for change! Stupid Jokes What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time! Teeth/November 30th Why don’t dentists make jokes on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Science of Silliness Dad Jokes about Science Why did the chemist call helium “cute”? Because it makes his voice funny! What do you say to a physicist who’s had a long day? “Chill out!” Dad Jokes about Chill Out What do you call a frozen mathematician? An ice-calculator! Earth and November 28th […]
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Corny Dad Jokes for Foundation Lovers Foundation Dad Joke: Why did the foundation contractor get fired? Because he couldn’t lay the ground work! Foundation Stupid Joke: What do you call a foundation that’s stuck in a ditch? A grounded foundation! Pneumonia/November 25th Pun: What do you call a holiday celebrated with congestion? November 25th! (Pneumonia) […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes for Days! Federal Judge Jokes Why did the federal judge get lost? Because he didn’t know where to bench! What do you call a Gen X federal judge? A Gen-X-ecutive! Punny Jokes Why did the lymph vessels form a band? To sing “Pump it Up!” What do you call a […]
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Open Up Your Mind and Laugh: Dad Jokes for Ethically Non-Monogamous Thinkers Ethical Non-Monogamy Dad Joke: “Why did the ethical non-monogamist join a polyamorous commune?” “Because they wanted to open up their relationships and share the wealth.” Ethical Non-Monogamy Stupid Joke Dad Joke: “What do you call an ethical non-monogamist who only dates people with […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That Are Out of This World Take a Trip to Dad Joke Mars What do you call a Martian who’s always getting into trouble? A Mars-upial! Why did the Martian get lost? Because he didn’t have a Mars-igation device! Stupid Joke Alert! What do you call a smart Martian who makes dumb […]
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Dad Jokes: A Chaotic Mishmash Chacham Jokes What do you call a Jewish guy who never leaves home? A stationary chacham. Why do chachamim make really bad jokes? Because they’re plain chacham. Mouth and November 10th Jokes Pun: What do you call a giant mouth? A big November-tenth (mouth). Chacham Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Your Lungs Will Laugh at These Dad Jokes! Dad Joke about Breathing Exercises: “Why is it so hard to hold your breath? Because the air always wants to escape!” Dad Joke about Stupid Breathing Exercises: “What do you call a person who takes breathing exercises for no reason? A lunghead!” Pun Joke about Lungs or […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Relationship Openness: Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Why was the open relationship so frustrating? Because it had too many loose ends! What do you call a relationship that’s open to everyone? A revolving door! Relationship Openness and Stupid Jokes Dad Joke: Why did the open relationship end? Because […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Good Yeast-y Jokes Why did the yeast get fired from the bakery? Because it kept making dough-y mistakes! What do you call a yeast that tells terrible jokes? A dough-head! Navel Jokes What do you call a belly button with no clothes on? A navel-gazer! What do you say […]
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