Ready to Grin: A Guide to Dad Jokes about Fear of Dentists Dentophobia: When Dentists Knock Your Socks Off Why did the fear of dentists cross the road? To get to the root canal! Totally! The fear of dentists is a real pain in the tooth. Pun-tastic Delight What do you call a month with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Norm-Defying Laughs Relationship Norm-Defying Dad Jokes Why did the girlfriend call her boyfriend “vacuum cleaner”? Because he sucked her right in! What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A boyfriend will do anything to be with you, while a husband will do anything to avoid being with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Home Improvement Edition Home Maintenance Hijinks “What do you call a handyman who’s always getting distracted? A ‘tool-lerant’!” Totally Related “Why did the carpenter hire a mime? He needed someone to ‘saw’ wood silently!” Mercury Madness “Mercury loves November 14th because it’s his ‘heavy metal birthday’!” Knock-Knock Knockdown “Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Disaster Relief Worker Jokes Why was the disaster relief worker so good at their job? Because they were always “totally” there for people in need. What do you call a disaster relief worker who’s always in over their head? Totally overwhelmed! Pun Jokes What do you call a […]
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Tech Tastic: The Ultimate Guide to All Things Technology! Technology Trends: The Future is Now Get ready to geek out! The world of technology is evolving faster than a comet. From artificial intelligence (AI) that can write sonnets to self-driving cars, the future is here. Keep your eyes peeled for these game-changing trends: The Rise […]
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Dad Jokes: Sugary Sweet and Deliriously Delicious Sugar Jokes Why did Sugar get arrested? Because he was caught trafficking in sweet treats! Why did Sugar take a nap? Because he was exhausted from all the sweetening he did! Sugar-Sip Jokes Why did Sugar and Sip become best friends? Because they were inseparable… like a tea […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s time to get your funny bone tickled with some not-so-bad dad jokes about horror. Horror Dad Joke What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? A moaning myrtle! Cheugy Horror Joke Why are cheugy vampires so uncool? Because they’re always hanging out in coffins […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Genderqueer Genderqueer joke: Why did the genderqueer person cross the road? To get to the totally other side. Totally-related genderqueer joke: Why did the genderqueer person get totally confused? Because they couldn’t decide between “he,” “she,” or “they.” Lymph node pun: What do you call a lymph node that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: Get Ready to Groan and Laugh! Automobile Jokes Why did the car stop on the highway? Because it couldn’t find its turn signal! What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic can fix a car without killing anyone. Automobile Jokes with Bodaciousness What do you call a car that’s totally […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry? “Deimos”! What do you get when you combine […]
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Dad Jokes: A Nutty Good Time Squirrel Monkey Shenanigans Why did the squirrel monkey get arrested? Because he was caught monkeying around! What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s totally out of control? Totally monkey-nuts! Pun-tastic Pheasant What do you call a bird that’s born on October 21st? A Phoeberfly! Squirrel Monkey’s Knock-Knock Knock, […]
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