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Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: – What…
Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: What do you call a Soul food dish that’s so good, it makes the angels sing? Turkey in the pew! Why don’t they like Soul food at the racetrack? Because the chicken always comes last! Soul Food and Historical Humor: What did Abraham Lincoln say when he […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day Food Preparation Shenanigans “What do you call a chef who’s always getting into trouble? A ‘spoonerism.’” “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!” Scoot’s Culinary Expedition “Why don’t they let Scoot cook lasagna? Because he always makes it scoot too fast!” Puns Galore […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bernese Mountain Dog Edition Dad Jokes about Bernese Mountain Dog Why are Bernese Mountain Dogs so good at playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re always incognito. What do you call a Bernese Mountain Dog that can’t make up its mind? A pawlitician. Historical Humor with a Bernese Twist Why did the Bernese Mountain Dog […]
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Dad Jokes: The Language Edition Dad Jokes About Language Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes About Veg Out Why did the broccoli start a band? Because it wanted to rock ‘n’ roll! What do you call a vegetable that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Best of the Bunch Calling all pun-thusiasts and masters of dad humor! Get ready for a journey into the realm of hilarious and not-so-hilarious jokes that will make you groan and chuckle alike. Food Humor What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. Why […]
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Dad Jokes: All Bark, Some Giggles Bulldog Bonanza Why did the bulldog cross the road? To get to the other “bull”-ding! What do you call a bulldog who’s always happy? A “gyat”-ologist! Salivary and November Shenanigans What do you get when you spit out your food? A “sa-liva-atory” mess! Why is November 26th known as […]
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Get Ready to Grin: A Feast of Dad Jokes Sure to Amuse and Bemuse Food-tastic Dad Jokes What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Why are eggs so nosy? Because they’re always in other people’s business. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. (Bonus points for the food […]
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We’re Not Lion: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl! Weimaraner Wonder-Woof – What do you call a Weimaraner who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a pawse! – What happens when a Weimaraner gets lost in the woods? They go “low-key”! Punny Penalty – What do you call a picky Despina? A “food […]
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Don’t Fry Away — Just Laugh at These Silly Dad Jokes! Oh, My Veggie! Why did the vegetable oil get arrested? Because it was caught in a dressing! What do you call vegetable oil that’s gone bad? I can’t think of a pun, but I can fry-ve you a hint! Aden-oid, not so Void! What […]
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Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re always healthy and fit! Teeth and November 16th What do you call a dentist […]
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