Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did…

Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]

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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Chuckle)…

Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Chuckle) Yogurt Jokes Yogurt: “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt?” Answer: “Let’s whey!” Yogurt (Lowkey version): “What did one yogurt say to the other yogurt when it was feeling down?” Answer: “Don’t be low-key, curd-age the world!” Umbriel/November 3rd Pun Umbriel is Uranus’s […]

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