Why Donald Trump in Esophagus? Donald Trump, DEI, and more Q: What’s Donald Trump’s favorite joke? A: Why did he cross the road? To prove he’s the best negotiator in the world. Q: What’s the difference between Donald Trump and a good listener? A: A good listener waits until you’re finished talking before interrupting. Q: […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with…
Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Bonanza! Dad Joke Central: Parathyroid Glands Edition What do you call a parathyroid gland that’s always stealing from you? A “parathIEFroid!” Why did the simp’s parathyroid glands get jealous? Because the Simp One took all the attention! Pun-tastic Glottis and December 25th Puns What do you call a glottis that’s […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Buckle Up for the Esophagus Express! Esophagus Jokes That Will Leave You Gasping for Breath What do you call an esophagus with a runny nose? A hiccup! What do you call an esophagus that drives a car? An esophageal drive-through! Esophagus-Themed Car and Road Jokes Why did the esophagus get a speeding […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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Dad Joke Central: Where Puns and Laughter Collide Sports-tastic Dad Jokes Dad: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Kid: A stick. Gassing You Up with Sports Humor Dad: Why did the basketball coach order a pizza? Kid: Because he wanted his team to shoot a dough! Pun-tastic Paradise Q: What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Holy Cow, Let’s Crack Some Dad Jokes! No matter how old you are, dad jokes never get old. Here’s a collection of some groan-worthy and knee-slapping quips that will make you question your sanity. Priest-ly Puns Why did the priest cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What do you call a priest […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle Pancreas Jokes What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas! Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas. Hyperion/December 10th Jokes What do you call December 10th on the planet Hyperion? “Hyperion’s Tenth.” What do […]
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