Dad Jokes: The Meat and Potatoes of Comedy Let’s meat up for some dad jokes! Steak Jokes Why did the steak cross the road? To get to the other side, medium rare! Why was the steak so hard to chew? Because it was dummy hard! Liver/December 20th Jokes What do you call liver that was […]
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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes…
Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Paw-some Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Great Pyrenees Dad Jokes: What do you call a Great Pyrenees who’s always late? A “paw-post-pone-er”! Why did the Great Pyrenees cross the road? To get to the other “side-burp”! What do you call a Great Pyrenees that loves snacks? A “fur-nacious snack-o-holic”! Oberon and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dive into the Whimsical World of Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure! Avant-garde Cuisine: A Feast of Peculiar Puns What do you call a cucumber that’s been through a lot? A dill-emma! Why did the Avant-garde chef get lost? They couldn’t find their way around the kitchen maze! Earth and December 19th: Punny Delights What’s the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Cure for Cynophobia If you’re afraid of dogs, don’t worry – just do a little “pup” culture to cure your fears! Here are some “paws”itively hilarious dad jokes that will have you howling with laughter: Cynophobia Corner: Why did the dog with no legs cross the road? To get to the […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Deimos Dad Jokes Why did Deimos cross the road? To get to the other Mars! What do you call a Deimos that’s always playing fetch? A Scoot-mobile! December 18th Pun What do you call someone born on December 18th? A Sagittar-Eustachian tube! Deimos Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Get Ready to Groan: A Dad Joke Extravaganza! Gibbon Gibberish: Why did the Gibbon go to college? To learn how to swing from degree to degree. What do you call a Gibbon who’s always telling jokes? A totally apealling comedian. Titanic Puns and Knock-Knocks: Did you hear about the Titanic sinking? It was a catastrophe… […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Macaw You Laugh or Not? Macaw Jokes Why did the macaw cross the road? To get to the other flocking side! What do you call a macaw that’s always down in the dumps? A bluebird. Dude-Related Macaw Joke Why did the dude invite the macaw to his party? Because he wanted a tweet […]
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Dad Jokes That “Dad”icated Fans Will “Dough” Tired of the same old groan-inducing dad jokes? Fear not, dear readers, for we’ve got a collection of jokes that will keep you laughing and rolling your eyes simultaneously! Corny Dad Jokes That “Wheat” Your Patience Why did the corn get lost? Because it didn’t know where to […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous Science Dad Jokes Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Because he wanted to DNA! Naughty Science Dad Jokes What did the naughty nucleus say to the electron? “Hey, I’ve got my own protons, thanks!” Punny Jokes What do you call a doctor […]
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Prepare Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes on the Political Scene Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a vote that didn’t go your way? A landslide defeat! Political Jokes Inspired by Nature Why are politicians like trees? Because […]
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