Dad Jokes: The Solo Polyamory Edition Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist cross the road? To see all their partners on the other side. What do you call a solo polyamorist who’s always on the go? A nomad in love. Basic Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist get lost in the […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes for the Sci-Fi Enthusiast Sci-Fi Dad Jokes Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other dimension. What do you call a droid that’s always out of breath? A wheezy Droid-any! Gyat Space Dad Jokes Why did Gyat get kicked out of the academy? He used too much “foce.” What […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest of Comedies Fantasist Jokes Why did the fantasist get lost? Because he kept taking imaginary paths. A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any fantasies?” The bartender says, “We have all kinds: light, dark, and redneck.” Redneck Fantasist Joke What do you call a fantasist […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Mystery Unraveled Why did the mystery writer escape from prison? Because he wanted to write a “cell”ebration! What do you call a dog that’s always sniffing out clues? A Scoot-ch hound! Rheally Funny Pun What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Rhea-lly indecisive! […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Aspiring Groundhogs Dad Jokes for the Underground (Caving Edition) Why did the caver get lost? Because he took a stalagwrong turn! Why should you never go caving as an adult? Because life already has enough holes in it. Martian and December Dad Jokes What did Mars say to December […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Papillon Puns Why did the Papillon cross the road? To prove he could butterfly. What do you call a Papillon with a goal-oriented attitude? A determined fly-er. December 13th Puns What do you get when you cross December 13th with an exclamation point? A very excited December […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comforting and Hip Feast Comfort Food Jokes Why did the comfort food cross the road? To get to the other side dish! What do you call comfort food that’s always in a bad mood? Grumpy stew! Hip Comfort Food Joke What’s the difference between a hip comfort food and a regular one? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Humor Enthusiast Marketing Specialist Jokes Why did the Marketing Specialist cross the road? To increase brand awareness! What do you call a Marketing Specialist who can’t keep a secret? A billboard! Classic Dad Jokes What do you call a Marketing Specialist who always gets their way? A bulldozer! Puns What […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Dad Joke: Waqf Administrator Edition Why did the waqf administrator cross the road? To manage the endowments he oversees! Naughty Waqf Administrator Joke What do you call a waqf administrator who always gets into trouble? A misconduct endowment manager! Pancreas Pun What do you call a […]
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