Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes – What…
Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself. Palate/December 17th Pun Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th! Soda Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan and Roll Your Eyes Activist Jokes Why did the activist get lost in the forest? Because he kept running into red tape! What do you call an activist who’s always protesting? A Sus-pect! Puns on Names What do you call a Russian activist named Larissa? A Larissa-vist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for! What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?) Pun-ishingly Bad […]
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Dad Jokes: The Qigong Edition Qigong Dad Joke: Why did the Qigong master get angry? Because someone kept messing with his qi-flow! Qigong and Skibidi Dad Joke: Why can’t you do Skibidi while practicing Qigong? Because it would disrupt your chi-bi-di-dance! Dione/December 15th Pun: What do you call a dinosaur born on December 15th? A […]
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The Trachea Treatment: Dad Jokes and Bad Puns Trachea Jokes Why did the trachea get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to go! What do you call a trachea that’s always complaining? A whiny airway! Wordplay Wonders Why was the trachea feeling down? Because it had a cough, cough. What do you call a […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes about Nix and More Nix Jokes: Why is Nix so difficult to climb? Because it’s dummy hard! What do you call a Nix that’s always making mistakes? A Nix-up! Titan/December 15th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 15th? A Sagittarius! Nix Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nix. Nix […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Quran Jokes Why couldn’t the Quran get a job? Because it wasn’t a simp! What did the Quran say to the simp? “Don’t give away your heart too easily!” Tongue-Twister Joke How do you make a tongue-tied December 15th speech? You stick your tongue out and […]
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Top-Notch Dad Jokes: Laugh Out Loud or Groan Out Loud Dad Jokes about Pop Culture Why did the dad join a Star Wars fan club? Because he wanted to be a Jedi for his kids! What’s Patrick Swayze’s favorite brand of popcorn? Ghost Poppers! Dad Jokes about Salty Pop Culture Why was Salty banned from […]
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Dad Joke Delights: A Collection of Comforting Comedy Nonsense Comfort Food Jokes Why is soup such a good comfort food? Because it’s “soul”-soothing! What do you call a hug from a warm blanket? A “comfort food” wrap! Stupid Jokes What do you call a stupid joke that makes you hungry? A “comfort food” joke! Pun […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Setting the Mood (or Tanking It) Igniting the Ambiance Why did the single dad put duct tape on the thermostat? To set the mood! How does DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) relate to setting the mood? By embracing the “atmosphere” of diversity! Muscular and December Delights What do you call […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning (Or Laughing) Astronaut Jokes “What do you call an astronaut who’s always getting lost?” A space cadet. “Why did the astronaut bring sunscreen to space?” To avoid getting moon-burned. Shade Jokes “What do you call a shadow that’s always hanging around?” A shade-tree mechanic. Wordplay Jokes “What do […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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