Snake, Bummer, Palate, etc. Snake near Palate Causes of Snake in Your Boot Tumors that think the glossopharyngeal nerve is a punching bag Infections that give the nerve a wedgie Trauma that makes the nerve say “ouch!” Blood vessels that are like overbearing bullies squishing the nerve Bummer: Muscle Spasm of the Palate That’ll Make […]
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Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Roll on the Floor……
Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Roll on the Floor… Literally Greetings, fellow pun-loving dads and aspiring dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a collection of dad jokes that will have you groaning with delight or face-palming with amusement. Interior Design Jokes What do you call a room that’s always arguing? A debate-ing room! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Cringe and Comedy Chirping with Dad Jokes: The Birds & the Bees * What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A groundhog! * What does a bee say after meeting your girlfriend? Honey, I’m home! Bummer Dad Jokes * If you’re ever feeling down, just remember: You’re doing […]
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Catch the Waves of Dad Jokes! Wondering what’s the best part about surfing? The board meeting! Hits Different Dad Joke: What do you call a surfer who catches a wave and sings “I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight”? A beach bummer. Earthly Pun: Why did the earth get arrested? Because it was framed for […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Dad Jokes So Sweet, They’ll Give You a Toothache! Sugar Jokes Why did the sugar cube get a job at the hospital? Because it was a Sweet-ner! What’s a bummer about sugar? When you can’t sweet-talk your way out of trouble! Punny Jokes What do you call the sea god who got banished to outer […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Guide to Hilarious and Not-So-Terrible Puns Fantasy Jokes Why did the fantasy novelist get lost? Because he couldn’t find the plot! What do you call a fantasy character who’s always down? A bummer-horn! Nail and December Jokes What do you call a nail with a good sense of humor? A nail-ious […]
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Knock, Knock Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan Relationship Dad Jokes That Break the Mold Why did the husband take a photo of his wife? To catch her in the act! What do you call a boyfriend who is always breaking up with you? A bummer! Pun Joke About Skin or November 27th What do […]
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Dad Jokes for Days, Patching Up Your Laughs with Quilting Quips Quilting Calamities Why did the quilt feel down? Because it was too threadbare! What’s a quilter’s biggest bummer? When their quilting project bombs! Umbriel Umbrella Joke What do you call Ariel’s father in November? Umbriel-la! Knock-Knock, Quilter’s Edition Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quilt. Quilt […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Holy Dad Jokes about Religious Leadership Why did the priest get a cold? Because he was always in the a-men section! What do you call a priest who’s always bummer? A reverend bummer! Dad Jokes about Mercury How do you weigh a mercury? With a helium scale! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesy, Corny, and Sometimes Hilarious World of Puns and Knock-Knocks Candy Jokes What do you call a candy bar that’s always breaking out in song? A KitKat-strophe! Why did the Skittles go to the doctor? Because they were feeling Skibidi-Rizzy! Pun Jokes What do you call a small intestine with a terrible […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Linux Jokes What do you call a sad Linux user? A bummer. What does a Linux kernel say when it’s overwhelmed? “I’m outta here!” Bummer Jokes Why did the bummer get a haircut? Because he was tired of having a bad hair day. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition Parish Secretary Why did the Parish Secretary get fired? Because she was caught adding extra “Amen”s to the collection plate. What’s the bummer about being a Parish Secretary? You spend all your time at church, but you never get to confess. Glottis/November 7th Why did the Glottis need to see […]
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