Caution: Incoming Dad Jokes! Brace Yourselves for Side-Splitting Shenanigans Rafters, Unite! Dad Joke: What do you call a raft that’s always getting into trouble? A bad float! Skibidi Rizz Dad Joke: Why did the raft get kicked out of the rafting team? Because it kept “Skibidi” into the water! Muscles and November 26th Puns Muscle […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (And…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (And Smile) Callisto: The Dad Joke Moon Why did Callisto get lost in space? Because it didn’t know the constellations. What do you call a guy who loves hanging out with Callisto? A Callisto-holic! Rizz-omatic Dad Jokes Why is Rizz so good at trivia? Because he’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your palate and November 23rd? One’s a roof of your mouth, and the other is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Strength Booster Pump It Up with Strength Training Jokes What do you call a muscle that’s not quite strong enough? A weakling. Why don’t bodybuilders like to go to the gym on the weekend? Because they’re doing their “rizz-rest” days. Tonsil and November 21st Puns What do you get when you […]
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For the Sweetest Dad Jokes Candy Jokes: * What do you call a candy that’s always a crowd-pleaser? A Lifesaver! * Where do candy canes go to party? The “Sweet Spot!” Rizz-lated Candy Joke: * What’s the smoothest candy? A Rizz-ellent gummy, of course! Penis/November 21st Pun: * Why is November 21st the best day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Yogurtous Yo-ghurt So Funny Why did the yogurt go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling curdy! What do you call yogurt with no arms? Yogurt that cannot handle your dairy! Satire-ical Yogurt Why did the satirist’s yogurt get so upset? Because it was too cultured for […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesy, Corny, and Sometimes Hilarious World of Puns and Knock-Knocks Candy Jokes What do you call a candy bar that’s always breaking out in song? A KitKat-strophe! Why did the Skittles go to the doctor? Because they were feeling Skibidi-Rizzy! Pun Jokes What do you call a small intestine with a terrible […]
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Dad Jokes: A Bonanza for Your Funny Bone EMT-astic Dad Jokes Why are EMTs so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re trained to handle emergencies. Why did the EMT get fired? Because he had too much Rizz. Punny Hyperion and November 16th Jokes What do you call a giant wave that hits on November 16th? […]
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Salt-ay Dad Jokes Question: What do you call salt that’s been to prison? Answer: Con-salt Question: What do you call salt that’s really good at dancing? Answer: Skibidi salt Palate Question: Why don’t they play poker on November 11th? Answer: Because it’s a holiday for the palette! Knock-Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Salt Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: American Staffordshire Terrier Edition What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier that’s always getting in trouble? A ruffian! What’s a Staffordshire Terrier’s favorite pickup line? “I’m a real catch, dawg!” Why did the capillaries go to the doctor? Because they were feeling a little bit vein! Knock Knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterclass for the Enthusiastically Peculiar Evangelist Jokes Why did the evangelist get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t follow the path without God! What does an evangelist with too much swagger call themselves? Skibidi Rizznator! Pun-derful Delights Why do lymph nodes get so angry? Because they’re always under the weather! What […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Side Split Dad Jokes About Nature What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A barker. Why do plants hate math? Because they always have to divide. Dad Jokes About Nature Related to Bet Why did the tree bet on the nature documentary? Because it was a hedge […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bone-Crackingly Hilarious Scapula: The Bone That’s Always Breaking Dad Jokes Why did the scapula go to the doctor? Because it was feeling down! Why did the scapula get invited to the party? Because it had Skibidi Rizz! Adenoids and November 1st Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes: Laughing at the Absurd Get ready to groan and chuckle your socks off with these not-so-good and knee-slappingly hilarious dad jokes! Chacham Jokes Why did Chacham get lost in the jungle? Because he couldn’t find Amazon! What do you call a Chacham with smooth moves? A Rizzachan! Puns Why did Hydra lose its […]
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