Snake, Bummer, Palate, etc. Snake near Palate Causes of Snake in Your Boot Tumors that think the glossopharyngeal nerve is a punching bag Infections that give the nerve a wedgie Trauma that makes the nerve say “ouch!” Blood vessels that are like overbearing bullies squishing the nerve Bummer: Muscle Spasm of the Palate That’ll Make […]
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Snakes, Jokes, and the Wild World of Dad Humor Hey…
Snakes, Jokes, and the Wild World of Dad Humor Hey there, kiddo! Ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes? Get ready to roll your eyes and grin! Fear of Snakes Got Jokes Coming? What do you call a snake that’s always nervous? A “constantly-anxious constrictor!” “My fear of snakes is so bad, I once jumped off […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Skin-tastic Jokes Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse? Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! What do you call a person with no skin? Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’! Spine-Chilling Puns What do you call the part of […]
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Laugh-Out-Loud with Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad to Hilarious Mufti Mashup Not-so-good: What do you call a Mufti who’s always late for his rulings? A fat-tard! Related to Health and Fitness: Why did the Mufti join the gym? To abs-olve his sins! Stomach-churning Pun What do you call a month that’s a gas? December 15th. Knock, Knock… […]
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Unleashing the Dad-ly Wisdom: A Smorgasbord of Hilarious Jokes Zoophobia: Animal Antics Q: Why did the elephant get lost? A: Because he couldn’t find his “trunk”! Zoophobia: Pun-tastic Edition Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer! Esophagus vs. November 11th Q: Why was the esophagus arrested? A: For […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Esophagus Dad Jokes about Sport “Why was the golfer’s score so high? Because he was playing with a chip on his shoulder!” Redneck Sport Joke “Y’all know why Bubba can’t play baseball? ‘Cause he keeps stepping on the catcher’s mitt!” Esophageal-themed Pun “What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Contagious Outbreak of Humor European Antics Why did the European cross the road? To get to the other EU. How did the European feel after losing their eyesight? Outta sight, outta mind. Skin and November 4th Puns What do you call a person with no skin? A skeleton. What day of the […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Fearless and Funny Ophidiophobia: Fear of Snakes Why was the snake afraid of the rope? Because it thought it was a noodle! What do you call a snake in a top hat? A charmer! Whatever What do you call a snake that loves to eat? A constrictor! Umbilicus or October 20th […]
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