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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes
Aichmophobia Edition
Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe!
Woke and Pointed
Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke aichmophobe refuse the vaccine? Because they didn’t want to get microchipped!
Hair-Raising Puns
What do you call a hairstyle that’s all over the place? A porcupine on a windy day!
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
I’ll stick around if you let me in!
Woke Jokes
Woke culture has inspired a new fear: agnotophobia, the fear of ignorance. Why are woke people afraid of the dark? Because they might not see the light!
Political Anecdote
In politics, aichmophobia can be a double-edged sword. A certain politician was terrified of needles, but he refused to admit it, saying, “I’m not afraid of needles. I’m just allergic to sharp objects!”
Random Riddler
What has a head, tail, but no body? A coin!
Dad Joke Finale
These dad jokes are like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re gonna get!