Milk Jokes, Yes We Can!
Milk Jokes
- Why did the milkman get lost? Because he didn’t know his whey around!
- What do you call a person who drinks too much milk? A simp-ly hydrated individual.
Pun Jokes
- What do you call a penis that’s always hard? A November 11th!
Knock-Knock Joke
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Milk.
- Milk who?
- Milk your own business!
Simp Jokes
- What do you call a simp with a milk mustache? A simp-ly hydrated simp.
Anecdote
In a political debate, one candidate boldly stated, “I’m as pure as milk!” To which his opponent quipped, “Well, at least you’re not watered down.”
Another Joke
What do you call a riddle that’s as white as milk? A calcium conundrum!
Dad Joke about Dad Jokes
Why are dad jokes so cheesy? Because they’re curd-ly made!