Dad Joke Extravaganza Triton Jokes: Why did Triton get lost…

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Dad Joke Extravaganza

Triton Jokes:

  • Why did Triton get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find the coral reef-erence!
  • Triton found a sword. It was a slaying weapon!

Ear/December 10th Pun:

  • Why do ears make great Santa’s helpers? Because they’re always listening for the 10th of December!

Knock-Knock Joke:

  • Knock, knock.
  • Who’s there?
  • Triton.
  • Triton who?
  • Triton ocean, please let me in!

Slay Joke:

  • What do you call a dragon that’s always complaining? A Slay-lor!

Triton in Politics:

Triton once ran for president. His slogan was, “Vote for me, and I’ll give you a tidal wave of change!”

Random Joke/Riddle:

  • Why are puns like bread? Because they’re both doughy!

Conclusion:

This article was a whirlwind of dad jokes, puns, and riddles that will make even the most serious person giggle. From the depths of the ocean to the complexities of politics, there’s a dad joke for every occasion. So, embrace the silliness and let these jokes brighten your day!

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