Dad Jokes: A Presidential Pun-derland
Head of State Shenanigans
Why did the President refuse to get a haircut?
Because he’s above the law!What happened when Joe Biden met the Queen of England?
They had a royal rumble!
Gums and November 8th
What do you call a politician with no teeth?
Gum-less!What’s the best thing about November 8th?
The day after the election! (groan)
Knock-Knock: Head of State Edition
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oval!
Oval who?
Oval be the President of the United States!
Squad-tastic Humor
Why did the Squad get lost on the White House tour?
Because they couldn’t find the “AOC Room!”
Presidential Anecdote
Former President Jimmy Carter once forgot the name of his Secretary of Defense. When asked about it, he quipped, “Well, I don’t know his name, but I know he’s the guy who keeps the Russians from landing at the White House.”
Bonus Joke
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
Summary
This article is a collection of dad jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes about politicians, including the Head of State and members of Squad. From groan-inducing puns to clever knock-knocks, these jokes offer a lighthearted look at the world of politics.