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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family!
Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares
- What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated!
- Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others!
Phoebe-buns and December Antics
- What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns!
- Why was December 12th named after Phoebe? Because it’s the day she rolls over to sign the moon!
Knock, Knock… Callisto
- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Callisto!
- Callisto who?
- Callisto call you when I get back!
Squarely Dad
- Why did Square cross the street? To get to the other side of Callisto!
Callista in the Political Arena
One time, Callisto ran for president and promised to give voters free moonshine. When asked how he would afford it, he simply replied, “I’ve got it on tap!”
Random Riddle
What has a head, a body, and feet but never moves? A bed!
Dad Joke About Dad Jokes
- What do you call a dad who’s always telling jokes? The “Punny Master of the Universe!”