Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Fearless Heights of Hilarity Acrophobia: A Fear…
Dad Joke Extravaganza: Fearless Heights of Hilarity Acrophobia: A Fear of Elevating Laughter “Why was the mountain climber afraid of Acrophobia? Because it made him climby!” “What do you call a mountain climber with Acrophobia? A low-altitude enthusiast!” Tear-jerking or Decembering? “What do you call teardrops on December 21st? Winter weepage!” Knock, Knock: Acrophobia Edition […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Then LOL Dad Joke #1: Fear of Heights “Do you know why people with acrophobia are never good dancers? Because they can’t find their steps!” Dad Joke #2: Acrophobia and Vibe Checks “Why did the acrophobic refuse to do a vibe check on the World Trade Center? […]
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Dad Jokes: High Stakes Humor Acrophobia: Fear of Heights “What do you call a person who’s afraid of heights? A cliff-hanger!” “Why did the woke activist refuse to skydive? They couldn’t handle the altitude of privilege!” Pun-tastic October 22nd “Why did the skeleton get lost on October 22nd? To-boot-ee!” Knock-Knock “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Acrophobia!” […]
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